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So, you’re totally in love and all that but if most of these seem familiar, you could also be obsessed with your other half. Take some time to think about why they are so lucky to have you, and not the other way around!

1. You text him all the time
He’s just left your house but anything could have happened between here and his house. You need to know.

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2. You check to see how longs it’s been since you text him and he didn’t text back
He was texting back in 3 minutes and now he just stopped?? it’s been 35 minutes… “Who is she?!”

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3. You stalk his Facebook
You regularly check his Facebook, if he puts up a status, you wanna know what girls liked it.. And how dare that girl like his photo about getting top marks in his exams! #whoisshe #newpersontostalk

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4. You automatically hate any girl he’s previously dated, texted, kissed, talked to….
So they dated when he was 16, of course you’re going to hate her! And that super hot girl he once kissed at a disco, total bitch, she’s so fake, all make-up! I mean… right?”

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5.You keep an eye on their friends
You know your man’s with them and they be like “any house parties?” I’ll give you house party!!

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6. You constantly check their snapchat best friends
#relationshipkiller, you’re first..mickybob99 is second and sorry sarah who????

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7. You have gained an acquired set of skills from watching criminal minds
Detective? Who needs a detective when you’ve got a friend, who knows a friend, who knows that bitch texting your man..

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8. You know where they are all the time
“Oh hey I just said I’d face time you to see what you’re up to” I don’t recognise that white wall in the background!! Where are you!!

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 9. You have their password to EVERYTHING
Their phone password, Facebook password, Instagram password, Twitter password, even their e-mail password.

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10.You smother him
You want to be with him ALL the time. You want to do everything he does, you don’t want miss out on anything. Be your own person, give him space, you will appreciate each other more the less you’re together.

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Ralph Lauren is reportedly very upset that Kate Middleton did not attend her husband, Prince William’s charity dinner at Windsor Castle last Tuesday.

The designer found out that the Duchess would not be attending the event six weeks prior to the event and wanted to cancel his own attendance, but was advised against it.

A source said that Ralph was “furious when he found out less than six weeks ago that Kate would not be there.”

It would appear that he wasn’t hiding his disappointment either as when Prince William was introduced to the American designer and his wife, he said: “I’m sorry my wife’s not here, you probably would rather you saw my wife.”

Ralph Lauren’s rep has said that he “had only ever been enthusiastic about attending the event.”

In other exciting Kate Middleton news, it has been rumoured that her no-show at last Tuesday’s soirée could be down to morning sickness.

Ooh, could Kate be expecting again?

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So, we’ve previously looked at what 200 calories looks like, but we’ve now moved on and are looking at something bigger – a lot bigger! 2,000 calories bigger, in fact!

We are meant to consume around 2,000 calories a day in order to stay healthy. But, do you know what that actually means?

This video will help you visualise just what it looks like and you will either feel good about your diet or not-so-good…

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Storm chasers caught this intense footage last Sunday in Wyoming. Incredible and terrifying all in one!

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1. Tell people you love them

Whether you think someones really hot, or the person who just said something tooootalllyyy hilarious, or the person you just met in the queue. ‘Oh my God, seriously, I actually love you though, like, seriously!’

2. Break out the 90′s music video dance moves

I’m talking Elton John’s epic cheesy tune ‘I’m Still Standing‘ kinda dancing, and shamelessly, then your mate spots you from across the beer pong table, and suddenly it escalates into a serious dance off.

3. Can’t even

What can’t you even? It doesn’t matter, because you can’t… even.

4. Flirt outrageously with your best friend

She is HOT.

5. PDA

Couples are the worst for this, we get it, you’re in love. Take it home please.

6. Karaoke

Despite not having a note in your head, you’re the next Whitney, and nothing is gonna stand in the way of you becoming a superstar.

7. Emotions

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Happy to sad to angry to really sad to laughing to really sad again. So many feels.

8. Makeup

You knew it was a bad idea to bring the bronzer. Now it’s being passed around the twenty girls standing in front of the mirror. Ewwww.

9. Bad outfit choices

That snapback does not go with your dress, and no you do not look better in a onesie.

10. Nap

That slump you hit after the first 6 or 7 drinks, then the row that follows when you sneak of for a lie down and your friend finds you having a shhneeeaky kip.

11. Spend the night in the toilet

‘I’m just goin’ for a quick wee!’ Only to emerge ages later when the lights are on and the music has stopped.

12. Drag up the past

Forgiven, never forgotten. Especially after two tequilas.

13. Snapchat/Facebook/Twitter

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Nooooooo.

14. Spend all of the money

Who wants a shooooot? It’s on meeee!

15. Make plans

Arranging to meet people who you have no intention of meeting, or arranging dates with people you have no interest in.

16. Hanky Panky

Shifting people you shouldn’t be shifting, the odd one night stand… Blame the beer goggles.

17. Steal

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Traffic cones, shopping trolleys, potted plants, beer mats, some ornaments from the neighbours garden and even dogs. Put it back, ya hooligan!

18. Deny that you’re drunk

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19. Lose everything

House keys, purse, phone, ID, dignity, we’ve all been there.

20. Underestimate

We’ll all walk to that club, sure ‘it’s only 2 minutes away!’, but sober you knows that it’s a good 15 minute trek, and you’re wearing ridiculous shoes, best make that 20 minutes then.

21. Smoke

You don’t smoke, you never have, and you probably never will. You’re coughing uncontrollably, you look silly and your mouth is going to taste like ass in the morning.

22. Talk to yourself

Everyone is guilty of this one. Whether you’re complimenting yourself or just standing at the mirror saying ‘I am soooooo drunk’ to your reflection and pulling faces, it’s pretty hilarious to be fair.

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Poor Ryan Reynolds!

The actor is being consoled by his beautiful wife Blake Lively after his film, The Captive, was booed at the Cannes Film Festival.

Ryan stars in The Captive alongside Rosario Dawson but the movie was met with a bad reception when it was screened at the French festival.

It also received a scathing review from Variety magazine who called it “a ludicrous abduction thriller.”

The actor and his wife also chose to skip the after-party – with many speculating it was down to the bad reviews.

Thankfully, Blake was on hand to make her husband feel better about the whole affair, with a source saying: [It] looked like Blake was trying to cheer him up a few times … she rubbed his arm like she was consoling him and kept whispering in his ear.”

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SHEmazing! TV offers you your daily 90 Second Update rounding up the showbiz news!

Today’s highlights include what J-Lo really thinks about Jennifer Lawrence’s dance floor fiasco, Lindsay Lohan hits the jackpot, find out which funny man is going to become a father and much more.

Watch the video for the full report.

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A new party trend has made its way over from the States, and could very well be hitting Irish clubs in time for the summer.

Nude Body Painting involves a club night where you turn up, strip down, and proceed to dance, drink and paint each other’s naked bodies with UV paint.

But where do we put our purses?!

While getting down to the buff is not mandatory, Nude Body Painting is definitely not a night for wall flowers.

A concept devised by Social Exposure, a New York City-based avant-garde events company, the events have been a massive success state-side and across the world, drawing hundreds of eager thrill seekers in New York, Mexico and Miami.

And now the trend has hit clubs in the UK, with the first ever event of its kind being held this weekend in London.

The idea of the nights is to ‘celebrate inner beauty, positive body image and unity through the arts’.

“Brushes are going every where and you should expect to leave completely covered in paint,” explains founder of Social Exposure, Sally Golan.

Oh my!

The rules for the evening are things such as ‘No inappropriate behaviour’ and ‘respect each other’s privacy and bodies’.

Well, we’d like to think so!

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Robert Pattinson has admitted that a sex scene in a car with his co-star Julianne Moore left him in a sweat.

The 28-year-old played out some backseat action with the actress in David Cronenberg’s new satire on Hollywood, Maps To The Stars.

And it is not the first time Rob has got up close and very personal with an actress in a car – all in the name of art.

He also seduced Juliette Binoche in a limo in his previous collaboration with the Canadian director in Cosmopolis.

Speaking at the Cannes Film Festival this week, Rob said the sex scene with Julianne was a “wonderful experience” but also, “very sweaty”.

When asked to name which of his onscreen passengers was the better lover, Pattinson joked, “They’re both seven!” before quickly adding, “Obviously, Julianne”, as the actress sat very close beside him!

Director Cronenberg chipped in, “I don’t think I’m breaking any new territory when there’s a scene of people having sex in cars. ‘Why wouldn’t you? There’s such great cars around.”

Rob was doubling up while in Cannes as he was also at the film festival to promote his other movie, The Rover.

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It looks as if Elle Goulding and Dougie Poynter are finally official!

The sweet couple were seen arm-in-arm walking down the street looking very much in love.

There has been much speculation about Ellie’s love life after she was spotted with a personal trainer last week.

Although Dougie had previously said he was dating Ellie, it seemed she wasn’t so sure.

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Did you ever wonder what your favourite selfie would be like printed on to a normal pair of runners? Probably not, but it will soon become a possibility, thanks to Adidas.

A statement released by Adidas said that you could print any of your own Instagram photos onto a simple pair of Adidas runners.

“Print your favourite photos straight on to one of 2014’s hottest silhouettes and make a statement on your sneakers like never before. The possibilities are limitless.”

The Adidas print photo app will soon be available on iPhone and Android in August.

Sounds cool, but we’re not so sure if we’d like our selfies on our runners.

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Suffering from the mid-day slump? Well, here are some foods that are guaranteed to give you that much needed energy boost.

Water
Simple but true, dehydration can often be the main reason for drowsiness. So, make sure to drink a glass of water when you start to feel a little sleepy.

Almonds
A firm favourite but a great slow release food too. Almonds will not only give you a much needed energy boost, but they will also keep you full till the end of the day.

Dark Chocolate
Healthier and sweeter than its milk chocolate counterpart, dark chocolate is the perfect snack for keeping you trim, as well as awake. Dark chocolate will give you the energy boost that you need due to its high levels of iron and magnesium.

Bananas
Bananas have always been known as a great energy source food. They are rich in potassium and vitamin B, which can help slow down digestion but keep blood sugar levels stable as well.

Citrus Fruits
High in Vitamin C and guaranteed to give you the kick start that you need.

Ginger tea
This infused tea is delicious and full of antioxidants, but most importantly full of nutrients that will give you an afternoon boost.

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