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There is nothing like a good twin prank.

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There are some things in life that truly shake us ladies to the core. Many are irrational, but that makes them no less scary.

1. Being A Cat Lady Forever

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Cats, cats everywhere…

2. Being An Ugly Bridesmaid

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Being a bridesmaid is a catch twenty two. On the one hand, you’re flattered that someone would ask you to be their right hand woman on the biggest and most important day of their lives. On the other hand, you’re terrified that you’ll have to spend a day being photographed in the ugliest dress known to mankind, whilst the bride stands beside you in an attempt to look even more beautiful.

3. Childbirth

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Oh god it’s so scary looking….agh!

4. Realising He’s Not The One

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We’ve all seen the fairy tales, read the books, attended the weddings. We know that true love actually does exist, apparently. We now just need to find it and not mess up along the way. Our greatest love related fear, is doing what they all do in films and marry the first man that comes our way, only to discover that he’s really not right for you.

5. Being The Ugly Duckling

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What if if we’re the ugly ducklings of the family or even worse, our friend group? What if, even though we’re aware that our family are good looking, we actually think that we ourselves, are better looking than we actually are. What if we’re totally rank? Better go and scrutinize every single picture ever taken, for definite evidence.

6. Kids

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Just kids in general. They’re loud and cry a lot. Then there’s the whole issue of having to give up a large portion of your life to care for them.

7. Waking Up With Wrinkles

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Ever since we’ve poked the lines on our Grandmothers face, we’ve been more than a little scared of wrinkling. Moisturise. It’s key in anti ageing, so they say. Yet, despite going to bed every night with a three inch layer of Astral on our faces, we can’t help but fear waking up with a perfectly ruled face.

8. Getting Grey Hairs

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Mention balding to any man and watch the colour drain from his face. Priceless. Watch them mention grey hairs to us and you’ll pretty much get the same reaction.

9. Being Stuck In A Dead End Job Forever

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We’ve all had to work crappy jobs at one stage or another. Bad money, customers you want to slap. It’s on the worst days that you being to ponder if this is all there is. What if you spend the rest of your life in this miserable, degrading job? Best not to think about that.

10. Our Metabolism Slowing Down Drastically

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Now, that’s not to say that we’re completely oblivious to the effects of eating one too many Snackboxes. It’s just that after reading one too many ‘articles’ on ‘celebrities’ and their daily struggles with weight gain, that we start to wonder when we’ll have to live on a diet of baby food and fear. It’s coming…

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This sweet video of a group of disabled dogs in wheelchairs playing in a field in Germany is sure to warm your heart. Just like any other dogs, these pups love running around and playing a good game of fetch with each other, and we think it’s so great to see them getting the chance to do what dogs do best. What a clever invention these little doggy wheelchairs are!

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Everyone has a little bit of Milhouse in them, and it's nothing to be ashamed of! Milhouse is awesome. 

1. You’re The Sidekick In Your Own Life

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2. You Can’t Flirt

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A shift of the eyebrow, a tearful session of begging, grasping their pants as they try to leave – yeah, flirting isn’t exactly your forte. “Do… um, did you, uh, fall from heaven? It’s… are you an angel? Um, I’m sorry… I just like your face.”

3. You Can’t Handle Being Alone

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When you can’t see your best friend, or can’t even talk to them, it’s the worst experience ever. Who else can listen to you about this horrible time in your life? Definitely not Martin Prince, he’s probably studying

4. You’ll Do Anything For Your Crush

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Your crush always wants aspects of you and your personality in their prospective partner. Dammit Lisa, can’t you see the Milhouse love right in front of you? *cries*

5. You’re Always Trying To Improve Yourself

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6. Sometimes You Lose The Plot

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You’re usually a pretty happy-go-lucky person in your day-to-day life. However, that can all change. If one more person annoys you, and you’re already on the brink, you can flip your shit. Watch out when Milhouse gets angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

7. You’re Gullible

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You tend to believe what your trusted friend/family member tells you, even if it isn’t at all feasible. You just hope that they wouldn’t lie to you, you’ll question it later when you’ve had time to have a bit of a think.

8. You Get Yourself Into Awkward Situations

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You put your foot in your mouth, usually daily, if not, you’ll trip yourself up or just push someone to the brink of knocking your teeth out. Don’t provoke Nelson, it’s not worth it.

9. Nobody Likes You

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That may not be entirely accurate because you’re pretty awesome, but it does feel like that on occasion. Anyone who doesn’t like you is wrong, so that’s okay.

10. But Despite Everything, You’re An Eternal Optimist

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So, congratulations, you’re pretty darn cool. Bonus, Bart can’t live without you. You do you, Milhouse!

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Emma Stone evidently doesn’t think too much of the charms of one Colin Firth.

The actress appeared on the Late Show with David Letterman where she revealed what she really thinks of her Magic in the Moonlight co-star.

When David says: “He’s a tool,” Emma agrees, saying: “He’s a nightmare … he’s a toolbag.”

Hmm, we’re sure Emma was just joking…hopefully!

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We all love a bit of sunshine, and let’s face it, it doesn’t happen too often!

Clisare, who created that hilarious video Shite Irish Girls Say, has done it again with another brilliant (and spot on) video.

What more could you need when the sun comes out in Ireland only oil and vodka.

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Guys are simple beings really, there are things that really, really scare them. We ladies have a lot to thank for that, because most of them are our fault. #sorrynotsorry

1. Girls Crying
The single most awkward situation a guy can find himself in. Thoughts go flying through his head: Do I hug her? Do I ask her about it? Do I pat her on the head and say “there, there” over and over again?

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 2. Periods
They just don’t want to hear about it. Which, frankly, is offensive.

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 3. Big Boobs
They know the trouble they’ll be in if they look down and it takes all their concentration not to.

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4. Women In General
The single biggest lie that men tell each other is how good they are with women.

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5. Changing Rooms At The Gym
This one doesn’t involve the ladies, but it does involve being naked in front of other guys.

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6. Being Asked Directions To Somewhere You Don’t Know
Whenever this happens, the first thing you should do is apologise and explain that you don’t know where that is. However, this rarely happens, and they try to be helpful. By the time they’ve realised that they actually can’t be any help, it’s too late and they just leave them more confused than they were before.

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7. When Someone Stands Next To You At The Urinals
Men don’t like this. Especially if there are a lot of other free urinals around, apparently.

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8. Another Guy Talking About Something Emotional
They aren’t like us…

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9. Girls Asking About Feelings And Emotions And Stuff
Guys aren’t the emotionless robots that we’re often made out to be, but most of the time their emotions are pretty normal, and the most complicated thing they’re thinking about is what’s for dinner. But girls aren’t really ever satisfied with this response, and decide to dig deeper expecting to find another layer. Cue the awkwardness.

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10. Tripping Over When You’re On Your Own
To be fair, this one is the worst for everyone.

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11. When You Accidentally Touch Hands With Someone In The Street
What’s the big deal? Keep on walking, fellas.

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12. Relations Asking About Your New Girlfriend
Girls don’t mind this question, we just answer normally. Guys on the other hand, get all hot and bothered.

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This certainly gave us a giggle in the SHEmazing office today! Nik of the internet comedy group The Kloons recorded his elderly mother and aunt having a conversation, and later lip-synced it for this hilarious little video. We would seriously love to try this with some of our friends and relatives!

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There are plenty of wedding viral videos out there, but we can’t help but smile at this best man’s rap.

Spencer Loveridge’s decided to treat his friend to a different kind of wedding tradition by rapping his best man’s speech.

Spencer’s funny but clever rhymes had the whole wedding party bent over with laughter.

“Lewy’s really found the perfect hubby, but as we all know he’s a little bit grubby. Eating bacon with his hands, from a pasta bowl; why is there jam on the remote control?!”

The footage of Spencer’s speech has become a viral hit since it was posted online on Sunday with over 9,000 hits and counting.

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Ok so, sometimes we overreact and get upset that your boyfriend clearly took the last perfect pizza slice on purpose instead of offering it to us. But these reasons are completely fair reasons to be upset with your other half. Those jerks.

1. He Didn’t Text Her Back

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Seriously, how hard is it?

2. He Didn’t Ring You While He Was Drunk

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They say the truth comes out when you’re drunk so if you didn’t call that means you weren’t even thinking of us. Who DID you call then, huh?!

3. He Rang You While He Was Drunk

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What a di**. How dare you ring her and wake her from her slumber, to tell her that even in your deepest, drunkest states, you’re thinking about her. Absolute di**head

4. He Has 12 New Female Friends On Facebook

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What the…How does one even MEET 12 people in one day?!

5. He Has Been Tagged In Photos With Hot Women

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Right now, we’re thinking: “it’s a good think he’s not that great looking, because these hoes look too hot to handle.” Remove the tags now.

6. He Chose A Lads Night Over A Date Night

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A lad’s night out is all well and good but at least pretend to be torn for the love of God.

7. He Called Your Friend Hot

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Well why don’t you just go run off with her then you absolute d***.

8. You’re Hormonal And He’s Happy

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So. Insensitive.

9. He Forgot A Momentous Occasion

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Our 2 year kiss anniversary? Are you SERIOUS?! Gah.

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So Paris Hilton has released a music video for her single Come Alive and it is everything you could expect and not a lot more. 

Paris displays her girly side by frolicking in a field wearing a tutu, wearing flowers in her hair and petting a unicorn. 

Erm, enjoy?

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The true BFF will know exactly what to say – whether you want to hear it or not! Here are the signs you have a BFF you can truly count on.

1. They give you constructive criticism about how you dress
If they criticise your dress sense it means that they just want you looking the best you can.

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2. You can call them at anytime
Whether it’s 9 in the morning or 3 o’clock at night they will always be there to talk to. Most of the time, you ring them about something stupid like how you’re going to die because of that pimple on your face. When the conversation is more serious they’re always there to listen.

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3. They will always answer the phone by insulting you
When you have known each other for so long, they don’t just say hi. They have to think of the worst name imaginable to call you when they answer the phone. “Hey stink breath, what’s up assmuncher?” It’s their twisted way of saying hey buddy.

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4. They know every little detail about you
They know that really you’re a junk food monster and that your favourite show is still Spongebob Squarepants. You trust them with this information and now that if you ever screw up they can blackmail you with your own secrets.

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5. They know why you’re in a bad mood
They can tell if you’re having a bad day, so they know how to act when you’re  in a mood. They will keep the conversation light, but every now and again they will try piss you off even more just because they know they can.

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6.  They always know how to raise your spirits
Sometimes it’s just them saying something really stupid that makes you crack a smile, but  a lot of the time it’s just having someone to talk to that makes you feel better. If it gets your mind off things and sometimes you even forget what you were annoyed about.

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7. A text from them can instantly change your mood
You immediately light up when you get a text off them. Even if it’s the most stupid thing imaginable you’re just glad that they text. You know that they’re also having the most boring day possible.

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8. They stop you from doing stupid things
If you’re insanely drunk and have no controls of your actions, they will make sure you don’t make a fool of yourself.

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9. Sometimes you don’t need words to communicate
When something hilarious happens and you don’t want to burst out laughing in front of everyone, you look at them and they just know.

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10. They slag you when your single and when you’re in relationship
When you’re single they slag you about how lonely you are and that you need a boyfriend or girlfriend. Then when you’re in a relationship with someone they say that you’re whipped and that you don’t spend any time with them anymore, which is probably true.

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11. They put up with you blabbering on about how great your boyfriend/girlfriend is
They have to deal with you rambling on about your relationship and your loved up antics. They know that soon enough you will break up with them and you will come crawling back to them .

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12. They also know when they’re not right for you
They know your type, so when someone comes along they will always tell you to find someone else. You usually say that you don’t care you and that you like them. Sooner or later you will realise just how right they were.

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13. They force you to go out, because they know you need it
So you’re still broken up over your last relationship and really need to get back in the game. Your friends will aways try and get you to go out, because you have been sitting in your house moping for the last 2 months. You will always be glad that you did go out with them in the end.

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14. If you’re broke, they will pay for your drinks
If you give them the excuse that you’re broke they will say that they will pay for your drinks. The best part is that you say you will pay them back, but they won’t really care if you don’t.

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15. When you see each other you make faces like this

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16. They only post the good photos of you on Facebook
They have all those really dodgy pictures of you when you are smashed even though they said they would delete them. They only post the good ones on social media to spare your blushes.

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17. Their Snapchat is the reason you almost wet yourself
So you’re sitting on the bus minding your own business and then you see you got a new Snapchat. You got to check and try to keep it in, but you burst out laughing and everyone looks at you like your mad.

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18. You can’t lie to them, because they can see through your bullshit
They know exactly when you’re lying and the reason you do as well. You have known each other for so long that you don’t even try to lie to them.

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19. They ridicule your bad jokes
You say something that you think is hilarious, but they let you know straight away that it was a terrible joke. In all fairness, it’s probably a good thing, so your joke won’t bomb when you go to tell it to everyone in work.

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20. They will always call you out when you mess up your words or use bad grammar
When you accidentally mess up your words or don’t pronounce a word correctly, they will always correct you. Even when you post something on Facebook, they will always be the one to put * next to a word.

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21. When you haven’t seen each other in a while, you go to their house and watch horror movies
So it’s exam time and you’re really busy so you don’t get to see them much. You know though that once it’s all over you will get to hang out together, all you need is a time and a place. Everyone knows that when it’s movie night you can’t back out.

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22. They will drop everything if they hear you had a bad break-up
They will always find time or make time  to be with you if you’re going through a break-up. They know that some Chinese takeaway and a good comedy is the best start to getting you back on track.

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23. They are always a shoulder to cry on
When things get really bad and messy they will always be there to reach out to. They will put up with your sobbing and won’t judge you because they have been there before.

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24. You can always let them know about your latest illness
You obsess over stupid things about your body.They will let you know how stupid you sound, but not before they tell you that you’re going to die within the month.

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26. They will always take your side
If you’re in an argument with someone they will always have your back. They will take your side, even when they don’t know what the argument is about.

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27. Until they realise how stupid your argument is
Then they suddenly realise how illogical your argument is and that your coming off as stupid. They don’t say anything, they just watch as you get torn to pieces.

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28. They will end up being your bridesmaid
One thing you know for sure you will have a tough time picking your bridesmaids and best men. So you just end up having them all all as your bridesmaids and or best man.

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