S! TV BREAKING:Why is Rob avoiding his family?

Jul 22, 2014

Things haven’t been going to well for Rob Kardashian recently and his family have become increasingly concerned after he failed to show up for a family holiday.

Niamh Geaney reports.

13 reasons sex is the unsexiest thing ever

Relationships

Jul 22, 2014

by Amber Saunders

We’ve seen all the movies where everything is so passionate as they do the no pants dance. But thanks to editing, we never see the awkward, ‘do you have a condom?’, or trying to take of your boots at the side of the bed. There are some things about sex which are just really unsexy.

1. Hitting Your Head Against The Headboard
In a non-sexy, painful way.

2. Sweatiness In General
Think about it. After an hour at the gym, you’re hot, sweaty, dehydrated and the thought of being touched makes you want to die. That is sex!

3. Leaving Your Socks On
It’s a lose-lose situation. There is no sexy way of taking your socks off but there is nothing more disgusting then a warm, sweaty, scratchy piece of fabric caressing your leg.

4. Condoms
They are a complete necessity yet they are completely unsexy. Worth it though, in the end!

5. Dirty Talk
Dirty talk just doesn’t work. ‘What are you going to do to me’ just doesn’t have the same effect that it did in the classic, ‘Womb Raider’.

6. The Orgasm Face
It’s perfectly natural but you have no idea what you look like…it could be anything. Like this:

7. Doggy Style
It feels great but there is nothing sexy about it. The general position, the awkwardness of trying to get into that position in the first place. And in it’s simplicity, you are having sex like a dog.

8. The Willy
They just dangle there. It looks like an elephant’s trunk from behind. They’re just disgusting.

9. The Vagina
It’s just skin with a hole in it. It’s an entrance into the unknown. At some point maybe even a person will come out of it? An actual person!

10. General Undressing
It’s never like the movies. It’s incredibly awkward. Do you undress each other or just do it yourselves. If you’re wearing skinny jeans it’s just a bad time. You had to almost sling shot yourself into them and now you have to be all seductive without flailing your legs about like a washed up dolphin.

11. Trying to be Quiet
There’s nothing worse then trying to be quiet in the throws of passion. You have the same face when you’re trying to remember if you turned the oven off earlier.

12. ‘That’ Noise
You know that noise. That squelching sound. ‘Squelch’. *Shudder*

13. The Queef
A fanny fart is a woman’s worst nightmare. There’s no coming back from it. You heard it, he heard it. He’ll pretend he didn’t and carry on but the whole act of lovemaking is just ruined. Who knew some wind caught in an up draught could cause so much havoc.

via our content partner CT

Uh oh – are women becoming less faithful?

Relationships

Jul 22, 2014

by Amber Saunders

A new study has revealed that women cheating on their husbands has risen by more than 40% in the past 20 years.

This means that one in six wives cheat on their husbands, though the guys statistics haven’t changed – one in five men cheat on their wives, so it looks like we’re catching up. Not that that’s a good thing!

University of Washington sociologist, Pepper Schwartz says that the reason for this could be that women are more financially independent, and with social media we have greater opportunities to meet men.

Schwartz said: “They can afford the potential consequences of an affair, with higher incomes and more job prospects.

“They have more economic independence and may meet a better class of mate.”

Hmmm, we’re not sure if this is good news or bad news! On the plus side we’re making more money, but it doesn’t look like it’s bringing us too much happiness if one in six wives feel the need to cheat on their husbands.

You won’t believe what Rachel McAdams said about her co-star!

Celebrity

Jul 22, 2014

by Amber Saunders

Rachel McAdams has said that during the filming of Mean Girls, she was completely in awe of Lindsay Lohan!

The actress was speaking with Allure magazine when she said: “If anything, I was in awe of her talent. I looked at her as this experienced actor, and she had great comedic timing, so natural.”

While Lindsay’s acting career has taken something of a nosedive in recent years, Rachel has gone from strength to strength, starring in amazing movies such as The Notebook and Midnight in Paris.

At least she still speaks highly of her troubled former co-star, such a lady!

S! TV MUSIC: Out and about at Longitude 2014

Jul 22, 2014

by Amber Saunders

One of Ireland’s biggest music festivals, Longitude, took place last weekend, and saw the likes of Massive Attack, Rudimental, Ben Howard and Bombay Bicycle Club perform to huge crowds.

Niamh Geaney went along to the three-day event to see what the buzz was like, and she certainly wasn’t disappointed! See what the festival goers had to say!

Jail bans orange uniforms after OITNB makes them fashionable!

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Jul 22, 2014

by Amber Saunders

Orange is certainly not the new black at Saginaw County Jail in Michigan. Sheriff William Federspiel has decided to change the inmates orange uniforms back to the old black and white striped ones, because he reckoned the inmates were getting a bit confused between real life and pop culture:

“When the lines get blurred between the culture outside the jail and the culture within the jail, I have to do something to redefine those boundaries, because they’ve been blurred far too often in public culture.”

We suppose it makes sense in a way, it’s not good to circulate the idea that being in jail is trendy. Federspiel says he also wants to make sure there is no confusion when inmates leave the premises between the people in jail and the people who just like to wear a lot of orange.

Thanks for that Federspiel, but we think we can tell the difference!

Electric Picnic adds 23 new acts to line-up!

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Jul 22, 2014

by Amber Saunders

Woohoo! It’s a glorious day as not only is the sun shining but Electric Picnic have added 23 new acts to the line-up for 2014!

Artists set to rock the stages include Bombay Bicycle Club, Hozier, The 1975, Cathy Davey and Wild Beasts – and that’s just to name a few.

Electric Picnic will be held in Stradbally, 29^th-31^st August. Get your tickets quickly – with this announcement it won’t be long before they’re all snapped up!

Check out the full line-up below!

Woman steals dress – underestimates power of internet

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Jul 22, 2014

by Amber Saunders

27-year-old mum Danielle Saxton was arrested for sharing Facebook photos of herself wearing a dress she had shoplifted mere hours earlier.

The pregnant woman then shared images of herself wearing the stolen item on her Facebook page, where the store soon noticed.

The shop owner, Kert Williams, made a plea in relation to the stolen goods on the shop’s Facebook page, where he was soon tipped off about Danielle’s new photos.

The shop owner then called police, who arrested Danielle at her home, Police Chief Shawn Talluto said: “We just had a description and a direction of travel, but when the social media aspect played into it, we were able to identify who it was … When you put something out there, it’s a matter of minutes before it can go viral, and it can go to the world.”

First look: Cheryl Cole’s wedding celebration!

Celebrity

Jul 22, 2014

by Amber Saunders

Wow, look at her! Cheryl celebrated her wedding to Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini last night by hosting an extravagant wedding party.

Cheryl wore a stunning black gown by Ralph and Russo and looked every inch the glam bride.

The event was held in London and attended by many of Cheryl’s close friends such as Kimberley Walsh, Nicole Robert, Rochelle Humes as well as her mum, Joan.

Do you like Cheryl’s dress?

S! TV VIRAL: Things you can only do when you’re a toddler

Jul 22, 2014

by Amber Saunders

Let's face it, being a toddler has it's advantages sometimes, mainly because you can get away with the craziest behaviour! Internet comedians Tripp and Tyler have made a hilarious sketch highlighting all the things you can only do when your a toddler, and it's got us all giggling here in the SHEmazing office. Have a look for yourselves!

17 people you will encounter on Snapchat

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Jul 22, 2014

by Amber Saunders

If you’re a Snapchat user, you might find some of these familiar.

1. People Using the Filter
Why. Why would you use the filters? Snapchat is designed for naked pictures and ugly photos of yourself. Stop it!

2. The Stranger Snapper
They added you and yet you have no clue of who they are. When they snapchat you it’s never of their face. Who is this person?

3. The Constant Snapchatter
Everything is Snapchat worthy. Everything. The sitting down watching tv snapchat. The lunch break snap chat. The funny shaped chip snapchat. They slowly grate on your nerves until there very name makes you want to kill them.

5. Long Stories
What happened in the last 24 hours that caused you to have a Snapchat story of 650 seconds?

6. Snapchats That are Too Short
Why would you make your Snapchat two seconds long? What was it?!

7. The Toilet Snapper
We mean the people who literally Snapchat their poo. Toilet selfies are a phenomenon that we would like to be stopped. Please.

8. The Non-Stop Selfies
All they do is take selfies that have no meaning whatsoever.

9. The Screenshotter
These guys. Nothing gets past them, they have screen-shotting down to a fine art. Doesn’t matter how long you’ve timed the photo, they will immortalize it.

10. The Sneaky Snapper
You’re quite happily curled up on your couch munching on your dinner in your finest sweatpants watching TV and then all of a sudden your phone goes off. Your supposed friend is trying to not pass out with laughter. You open it, yes instead of a fork going into your mouth it’s now a giant green penis. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

11. Cocktail Night People
You’re drinking some sort of pink concoction out of a glass that looks like a dildo. No way, you did not go to MacDonalds afterwards! You’re crazy!!

12. The Dick Pic
Similar to the poo picture in that we don’t want to see your willy on my phone’s screen. It doesn't matter how you try to dress it up with a pink smiley face or by giving your balls googley eyes, we promise we won’t be looking at it for long enough to see the effort you put in.

13. The Ugly Face
Just kidding, these are the best!

14. Hungover Snaps
You wake up after a night out, your mouth feels like a rat crawled in and died and your first thought was to Snapchat us to say you’re hungover? Why?

15. My Life is Fantastic, Let Me Shove it in Your Face
J1 people, Interrailing people or even just people with a better job then you. You’re not just going to ignore a Snapchat like you would a Facebook post. Watch it, watch it to the end!

16. The Drunken Snapchats
I’m sure the club is fantastic, however we are in bed. It’s also never really a great feeling when you have no idea what you sent the next day.

17. The Flirty Snapchatter
He has tried to start a relationship through Snapchat, a social medium that has less character space then twitter. Unless you use the text option but who uses that anyway? I’ll make it simple, I will not be showing you my boobs.