So, yet another viral horror is doing the internet rounds, and we're ready to check out of the hotel of life.
An absolutely terrifying ventriloquist doll of Hollywood actor Timothée Chalamet is spreading around the World Wide Web, and it must be stopped at all costs.
The doll was uploaded to eBay for an outrageous $122,795, and he's even wearing the infamous Golden Globes harness. Good luck sleeping tonight, is all we can say.
My therapist: The Timothée Chalamet ventriloquist figure isn’t real and can’t hurt you
The Timothée Chalamet ventriloquist figure: pic.twitter.com/VWtlEaM520
— L (@GracesBliss) June 9, 2019
Others thought the doll resembled other well-known figures, like Justin Trudeau, Kim Jon-Iland Jonathan Cheban.
We're fairly convinced it's Timothée, no one else can pull off that iconic Louis Vuitton harness and live to tell the fashion tale.
Many online users also expressed their hope that they could eventually get their hands on the six-figure item, and we have to admit…that surprised us.
If your man doesn’t get you the $100,000 one of a kind Timothee Chalamet Ventriloquist Figure with Louis Vuitton Harness for your anniversary is he REALLY what you’re looking for? pic.twitter.com/XY6FItMgTM
— sydney (@lokiivalkyries) June 10, 2019
"If your man doesn’t get you the $100,000 one of a kind Timothee Chalamet ventriloquist figure with Louis Vuitton harness for your anniversary, is he REALLY what you’re looking for?" wrote one fan. Wow.
Others were raging that his hair wasn't done correctly, which came out of left field. We wonder has the actor seen the doll? Maybe it will end up stealing all of his roles?
He'd want to watch his back. This isn't going to do good things for our insomnia, we can't get the doll's creepy, smug face out of our imagination…
Feature image: Instagram/@cmbyn_timmy_bb