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Let’s be honest, we all think our BFF is the bee’s knees. She wouldn’t have the title if we didn’t.

But there are times when we genuinely believe our friendship with this person embodies the term ‘squad goals’.

From insisting the pair of you deserve your own TV show to openly admitting you feel sorry for people who aren’t privy to your daily updates, we’ve all done it.

And here are just 7 texts which prove you may just be onto something…

1. The ‘OK, so’ text

You only have to start a text with these two words, and your mate will respond that she’s ready, waiting and willing to own anyone who wronged you.

And will also have your back when it turns out the drama didn’t pan out as expected.

“OK so, I had it out with that one in work, and it turns out it WAS her milk in the fridge that time.”

2. The ‘Did you see it?’ text

When it comes to you and your BFF, there’s no need for longwinded messages or overly complicated lead-ins.

She knows which Facebook status you’re referring to, and yes she bloody did see it.

“I nearly liked it just to spite him.”

3. The ‘dying’ text

Sending your friend a close-up of your face after a night out is a prerequisite if you ever want inclusion in the Squad Goal realm.

The selfie in question must be accompanied by the word ‘dying’ and a similar one from herself must immediately ping back.

“Is it weird we’re sending this from the same bed?”

4. The ‘Can’t’ text

This can refer to absolutely anything; upcoming exam, hellish work day, or just life in general, but elaborating is not essential.

If she’s worth her salt (which she is) she’ll simply reply with a photo of a cocktail with your name on it.

“Name a date.”

5. The ‘Got your favourite’ text

This text doesn’t need any further explanation.

If your BFF is on her way to yours, and she sends this, you know she’s nailed it.

“I’ll have the kettle on.”

6. The ‘You’ve got this’ text

Your BFF is, to all intents and purposes, your sidekick and cheerleader, so it’s no surprise she’ll have your back when it comes to embarking on a new health and fitness plan.

From schooling herself on dishes you can prepare together to recommending healthy options, this girl has you covered.

“Have you tried Avonmore Super MIlk?! I hear it has all your daily sunshine vitamin D in one glass!”

7. The ”WTF?” text

Much like the ‘Did you see it?’ variety, this text needs little else to strike a chord with your mate.

Whether it’s a private reference to a group chat or a passing nod to a shady tweet, they’ll know exactly what you’re talking about.

“I was literally about to write the exact same thing.”

 

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Uh-oh, there's trouble in TOWIE paradise.

Just when we thought everything was going swimmingly with Megan McKenna and Pete Wicks, it looks like he's been up to no good behind her back.

 

Thanks for an amazing birthday @p_wicks01 

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The reality star has allegedly sent a string of flirty text messages to his ex-fling Jacqui Ryland, who he dated briefly at the beginning of this year.

Jacqui told The Sun: "The conversation just started back up and before you knew it the old Pete was back being flirty.

 

Squeeze that booty

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"I just feel really sorry for Megan. Clearly she is a girl who wears her heart on her sleeve and I think he could potentially really hurt her."

The mum-of-three told the newspaper that Pete was texting her while he was on holiday with Megan, and told her, "I want to get home to be honest."

 

I see you.

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We bet Megan won't be too happy about this.

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TMZ claims to have obtained a series of fiery text messages sent by Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael to her partner Egor Tarabasov after police were called to the couple’s apartment when the actress was heard accusing her Russian beau of strangling her.

In the texts – which were sent late Saturday night and contain multiple spelling mistakes – the 56-year-old tells Egor what will happen to him if hurts Lindsay again.  

The father of seven wrote: “You threaten my daughter, touch her or if anything happens to her and you will have no where to hide mother ducked like weasel.”

“VOME Here And Face ME like a man and bring your daddy and mommy,” he continued.

Michael then demanded the businessman give Lindsay back her jewellery in a text which reads: “Return her jewelry you broke phoney or I'll take it out of your ass. I WILL find you.”

The Freaky Friday star flew from London to the US earlier this week after she was heard kicking Egor out of her £3.2 million home during a blazing row on Saturday.

The Mail Online has reported that Lindsay was heard screaming: “Please please please. He just strangled me. He almost killed me. Everybody will know. Get out of my house.”

“I’m done. I don’t love you anymore. You tried to kill me. You’re a f*****g psycho. We are finished.”

Then in the early hours of Sunday morning, Lindsay posted a series of bizarre messages to social media which suggest that she may be pregnant and claim Egor had cheated on her with a Russian prostitute.

These posts have since been deleted and replaced with a request for privacy.

 

 

We hope things get better for Lindsay soon. 

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As kids, it's safe to say that we all hide our phones from our mothers. Hell, they open our letters, so who knows what they would do if they got their hands on our phones.

But, these brave lads decided to allow their mams to snoop through their texts, and the outcome is… well, it's really funny.

One guy has a code to open his phone and then another code to open his texts, while another dude is a complete mommy's boy and kisses her on the forehead afterwards.

From sexts to dodgy pictures, a man's text messages is a world full of secrets. 

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Whether you're a Daddy's girl or not, we'd like to think that most fathers and daughter have a special kind of bond.

But all of us would agree that we would NEVER let our dads read our texts that we send to our boyfriends. 

 

Whether it's talking about how drunk you were last weekend, or how good he was the night before, we think that kinda talk would either make our dads angry or cry… or both.

So, these ladies in this video were VERY brave to let their dads into their messages. But we have to admit, it does make the after-lunch slump a little bit more amusing. 

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For the past few years, dating has taken a modern turn and has been largely ruled by an influx of new dating apps.

But now, there's finally a new breed of dating app here to help all of the single ladies – without having to swipe left or right.

Jyst, is the first ever decoder app that crowdsources dating advice anonymously. The app lets users pose a relationship question or dating dilemma that will then be decoded and advised upon by other users from around the globe. 

So instead of screenshotting every conversation from your other half to show your friend and frantically ask them "what does this mean?!" you can now pose the question to an entire platform of people and receive real feedback. 

The app was co-founded by two friends, Emily Listfield and Nadina Guglielmetti, who kept asking each other to decode texts and emails from guys they were dating. 

"​I was dating a guy who kept sending me the most confusing emails and I kept sending them to my friend Nadina for advice.  Every girl and woman we know was doing the same. ​Dating, frankly, has never been more confusing," 

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We all love our sisters, and no matter what they do or say to you, at the end of the day you'll always make up. 

When it comes to texts, our sisters can be weird, mean or just downright cruel, as only a sister ever can be!

This collection of texts between sisters will definitely make you smile! 

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Well this is weird.

We’re all for sibling closeness and all, but this?

Khloé and Rob Kardashian have taken their joke flirting slightly too far with these latest tweets.

Rob, who also caused some controversy over Twitter last week with claims he had a son, tweeted about his sister: “@khloekardashian: @robkardashian stop sexting me please” please woman. You wish I was.”

Yikes! The relaity star then took things a step further and included his little sister, Kylie, in on the strange tweeets, writing: “Wow @khloekardashian is texting me telling me she wants me and @kyliejenner is scratching my back with her feet. LET MY PEOPLE GO!”

At least it’s good to see that Rob is getting on well with his family and his troubles seem to be behind him we guess!

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This Buzzfeed video is the perfect laugh you need coming up to Father’s Day.

We all love our dads, but sometimes they can make us cringe too, especially when it comes to technology. Here are eight classic examples of the “Dad Text”.

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Texts and rendezvous…years in the making!

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