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*Clears throat* The time has arrived to discover the best sex toys in the business for LGBTQ+ lovers (self-love or otherwise). We accept this challenge with gusto, glitter and Pride flags.

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1. Godemiche Ambit Sparkle Silicone Dildo 

The Ambit Sparkle is 100 percent hand-poured silicone with a wide base for harness use. The luscious iridescent sparkles are the cherry on top of the dildo cake, if we do say so ourselves.

Indie silicone sex toy makers Godemiche have created the perfect medium-sized toy, suitable for the queer community. We recommend the Uprize strap-on harness for lesbian dildo play.

Buy: g-silicone.com
Price: €73

2. Uprize Adjustable Strap-On Harness

The Uprize adjustable strap-on harness has a great reputation, and for good reason. It's a great entry-level accessory for those curious about harness play but want comfort and a low budget.

The nylon straps are fully adjustable up to 63" at the waist and 35" at the leg. The harness also has a soft foam padded base and flexible silicone o-ring measuring five centimetres in diameter.

Buy: Love Honey
Price: €29.95

3. Brief harness by RodeoH

RodeoH are great for all types of harnesses; briefs, boxers and panties in all various shapes and sizes for dildos.

The brand make high quality toys and are extremely queer-inclusive. Their company mantra online reads; "We started RodeoH to disrupt the outdated and uncomfortable 'buckles and straps' harness models on the market.

"Empowered by our community, our original underwear harness line set us apart by bringing you quality, minimalist designs at radically fair prices. Our designs embody our shared passion to experiencing a closer connection with ourselves, and with each other."

Why not live life on your own terms, with your own harness sizes?

Buy: RodeoH
Price: €48.85

4. RodeoH Cosmos Beginner's Kit crotchless panty

The perfect kit for beginners. Harness play can be paired with your choice of a five inch or seven inch platinum silicone dildo, with sexy lace detailing crochless panty in a mid-rise fit.

The Crotchless Panty Harness was created with a feminine flair, and you can rest assured that you'll be comfortable and supported. You won't have to hastily remove the harness during play; it's easy access.

The kit includes your choice of dildo, stabiliser, the harness and 2oz H2O lubricant. What a steal.

Buy: RoheoH
Price: €74.22

5. Yes Double Glide Organic Lubricant Set

We're absolutely obsessed with Yes as a lubricant brand. The use organically grown ingredients and the lubes are ideal for use with bodysafe sex toys, masturbation and hand play.

The set includes the Yes water-based lube (100ml) and Yes plant oil-based lube (80ml), which are both certified organic, are glycerin and paraben free and small enough for carry-on luggage.

The oil-based ingredients include sweet almond oil, sunflower seed oil, shea butter, cocoa seed butter, beeswax and vitamin E. The water-based lubricant contains soothing aloe vera…we're so sold.

Buy: Sex Siopa
Price: €27

6. Fun Factory Miss Bi Rechargeable Vibrator

Fun Factory's Miss Bi vibrator has a stellar rep as a strong but quiet vibrator, generally iconic for someone who loves dual internal and external stimulation.

The clitoral and G-spot vibe is what makes this product a winner, and the ergonomic looped handle of course. It's flexible, easy to grip, 100 percent waterproof (hey, shower sex) and USB rechargeable. 

We'll take 10, please. (She'll be your new bestie)

Buy: Sex Siopa
Price: €100

7. Satisfyer Silicone Butt Plug Set

The set of three butt plugs are ideal for beginners and is 100 percent body-safe silicone. The plugs are 5.5" in length and each have a unique shape and curve to delight you with.

The Satisfyer set is a fun and affordable way for you to start to explore anal play and discover what you enjoy. Use with a good water based lubricant like Sliquid Sassy or Yes Water Based lube.

Buy: Sex Siopa/Amazon
Price: €13.28

8. Bijoux Indiscrets Vegan Cuffs

The 100 percent vegan, polyurethane leather cuffs with quick-release chain can be worn as individual bracelets. 

The Maze collection from Bijoux Indiscrets are PETA-approved, and the leather-look cuffs are perfectly adjustable.

Connected together with a chic gold chain, the cuffs feature spring-loaded clips on either side for quick connection or release. Is it high fashion or pleasurable, kinky sex? We reckon both.

Buy: beautifulsavages.net
Price: €33.40

9. Avant Trans Pride Silicone Dildo 

The Trans Pride dildo by Avant is a modern, stylish toy that's great for any and every type of play. The curved head and body make an excellent shape for both G-spot and prostate stimulation.

Featuring a suction cup base to make positioning easier and a wide enough base for a harness, the 100 percent platinum cured silicone toy is 5.25" in length and 1.4" in width. It's pretty damn glorious, and it's high time trans sexuality was celebrated.

Buy: Sex Siopa
Price: €45

10. Nexus Ace Small Extra Quiet Remote Control Vibrating Butt Plug

The Nexus Ace has a tapered tip for smooth insertion and a ribbed neck for amping sensation. Streamlined stimulation and powerful pleasure combine with this remote-operated toy. There are six functions of vibration, for you or your lover to control. Sounds fun, eh?

Buy: Love Honey
Price: €64.95

11. Rocks Off 7 Function Ass Berry Vibrating Butt Plug (2.25")

I don't know about you, but we're feelin' mighty fruity.  

This perfectly shaped sex toy has a cleverly shaped body made of IntraMed hypoallergenic material and features the legendary RO-80mm 7 function powerful bullet, so you'll be feeling the juicy pleasure in no time.

Buy: Love Honey
Price: €27.95

12. Fun Factory Duke Rechargeable Prostate Massager

The Duke by Fun Factory is their beloved vibrating prostate sex toy, with a unique shape for maximum pleasure. The toy offers a feeling of fullness, prostate stimulation, and perineum stimulation for three-fold sexual joy.

The toy is made with the same soft, flexible silicone as many of their other products, and has a removable, rechargeable bullet vibe. It's easy to clean and comes with Fun Factory's Click n' Charge magnetic charging cable as a bonus. We see why it's so popular, it's got everything…

Buy: Love Honey
Price: €64.95

13. Rianne S. Bella Rechargeable Mini Wand Vibrator

"She believed she could, so she did." Imagine getting a gold bracelet with this quote on it with a sex toy delivery? Well, dreams do come true.

The Bella by Dutch designer Rianne S is 100 percent the toy for you if you want strength from a vibrator without a really annoying wand with wires. The Bella has 10 vibration speeds, us waterproof for shower play, is made from medical grade silicone and comes with a rechargeable USB cable. 

It's sleek and compact, covered in velvety silicone from top to bottom but boy, is she strong. Don't let her size fool you.

Buy: Sex Siopa
Price: €80

14. Satisfyer MEN Self-Warming Rechargeable Penis Vibrator

The Satisfyer MEN is a great penis toy that brings both powerful vibrations and a warming function for a mind-blowing experience.

It's an elegant design, and isn't bulky like many other penis vibrators on the market. It uses a magnetic USB charging cable for travel usage and it's waterproof. Don't forget to use plenty of lubricant (Yes brand is best) and wash with warm, soapy water.

Buy: Sex Siopa
Price: €80

15. Queen Bee by Octopus Hot clitoral stimulator

The world's first clitoral stimulator designed with Hot Octopus' patented PulsePlate technology, and we have one word for you: WOW.

It’s time you felt like royalty. The Queen Bee will introduce you to a whole spectrum of orgasms, with the deep and powerful oscillations of PulsePlate tech. Thank us later, it's 100 percent worth the money.

Buy: Hot Octopus
Price: €119

16. BASICS Vibrating Twin Cock Ring

Intensely satisfying vibrations can now be directed straight to the clitoris, cock and balls for an all-compassing shared stimulation. It's a decent price too.

Buy: Love Honey
Price: €9.95

17. Satisfyer Pro 2: Next Generation

The Satisfyer Pro 2 is a legendary clitoral toy that massages the clitoris using pressure waves and tingling pulsations. Sounds good, doesn't it?

It now has a new wider and larger silicone head for a comfy touch and feel, and a quieter motor than the original as well as better battery power. You can increase and decrease your intensity level using just an oval button, and the toy has 11 settings for all levels of pleasure.

Seeing as it's also waterproof, we recommend trying it in the bath for maximum self-loving.

Buy: Satisfyer
Price: €45

Enjoy your empowered, liberated queer sex. Remember to wash your toys with warm, soapy water and that lube is your knight in shining armour when it comes to pleasure.

Stay safe and have fun, fam. We'll sign out with a kiss of encouragement from Keanu himself.

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Boots has always sold lubricants, pregnancy tests and condoms at the end of the family planning aisle, but that was about as exciting as it ever got. Zero steam, zero playtime, zero fun. Until now…

The brand has now launched an online "sexual pleasure and wellbeing" category, and the selection is pure FIRE. 

From bullet vibrators, wand vibrators and vibrating cock rings to G-spot vibes and Lovehoney frisky rabbits; there's something for every horny person on the website.


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The post on their website reads; 

"Say yes… yes…YES to our lust-worthy collection of adult toys to create a buzz in your sex life. Durex’s pleasure rings intensify the sexperience for you both.

"Or why not try So Divine’s discreet vibrating eggs or bullet vibrators? Smile Makers have given wand vibrators a makeover and we’re sure you’ll love their chic, pastel designs. There’s something for everyone, whether you’re going solo or having fun with your partner!"


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Research conducted by Boots has discovered that people dedicate 86 percent less time and 60 percent of our money and effort into our wellbeing, compared to any other aspect of our wellness lifestyles.

Sex and masturbation has dozens of known emotional and physical health benefits, so why not invest some time into your pleasure?

In Boot's survey, 45 percent of people said they're comfortable with buying/receiving gifts such as sex toys for or from their partner. These toys will be available in selected stores and you can order them online in discreet packaging.

Lovehoney's rabbit vibrator is a great toy for beginners, seeing as it's not too big and intimidating.

The 'ears' target vibrations to your clitoris while the shaft is designed to stimulate your G-spot at the same time. It's also waterproof so you can use it in the shower, if that's your thing.

Smile Makers The Fireman
Boots, €50

Smile Makers are renowned for their body-safe, phthalate-free sex toys, and creative flair.

The Fireman Personal Massager is described as a "uniquely-shaped clitoral vibrator for an extended stimulation of the whole vulva." Hot damn.

"The house may be burning but this helmeted stud isn't afraid of an intense situation," the description reads. It's quiet, waterproof and has four speeds and two pulsation modes. GET IT

The So Divine Magic Wand is a powerful, dual-motor vibrator that adds to your passion with three speed options and seven pulsating patterns.

It's described as the strong but quiet type that's easy to charge up, and is discreet too. It's water-resistant, latex and phthalate-free, made of premium silky soft silicone and powerful, why not give it a go?

The So Divine Vibrating Rabbit is infamous for its clitoral stimulator and gently contoured shaft.

"The vibrating silicone rabbit has both your clitoral and G-spot orgasm needs covered for an intense blended orgasm," the website description reads.

"Both the stimulator and shaft can be operated separately and with three speeds and seven pulsating patterns, you'll be reaching new highs in no time." Yes, please.

Kiss Kiss also has a heat function, warming up to a body temperature of 37-38 degrees for a lifelike feel that will leave you with a warm, happy glow. Don't forget that dual motor, and it's latex-free.

The stretchy, snug-fitting Lovehoney ring is designed to prolong your fun, offering constriction, climactic textures and relentless single-speed vibrations for two.

"Lovingly crafted from velvety silicone, this petite treat offers mutual arousal in a pocket-sized, travel-friendly package." It's waterproof too, for showertime fun.

It's high time you treated yourself (and others) to some sex toy fun. Get out of your comfort zone and broaden those sexual horizons.

It's not just penetrative sex that gives pleasure, gals and guys. Shop the entire Boots sex toy collection here.

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Feature image: Instagram/@smilemakerscollection


We love a good, Irish-owned and female led company. Especially one that encourages empowerment when it comes to your sexuality.

Sex Siopa is one of the best retailers around for catering for all genders and body types, and sells brilliant silicone sex toys and organic lubricants.

The multi-award winning, health and design focused online sex shop stocks only bodysafe toys and uses discreet packaging.

The founder, Shawna Scott, began the company when she struggled to find the kind of shopping experience she personally wanted for her pleasure, and as a result Sex Siopa treats every customer with respect and compassion.

Image: Shawna Scott/Sex Siopa

Unsurprisingly, this glorious shop is stocking one of the best hands-free remote controlled vibrators in town…and you have GOT to try it.

The Svakom Elva egg vibrator is whisper quiet, waterproof and has five different vibration settings for every level of intensity your heart (and your g-spot) desires.

The USB rechargeable egg is ideal if you enjoy internal g-spot stimulation or if you want to give control of your pleasure over to your partner.

Image: Sex Siopa

The Svakom Elva is made out of silky, matte silicone and feels incredible both internally and externally while making minimal noise. The miniature size also means that it's perfect for travelling in a discreet manner.

The remote comes with batteries and gives you 2.5 hours of play with only an hour-and-a-half of charging, so the technology is fairly epic. Seeing as it's waterproof, why not try it in the shower?

The toy is super easy to clean, and we advise you to use a good water-based lubricant like Sliquid Sassy or Yes WB. 

You literally won't find a better couples sex toy, or solo pleasure tool. 10/10 would recommend to a horny friend, get yours on the Sex Siopa website for just €80.

Feature image: @first_love_space



Christmas is all about giving…and taking, making it the perfect holiday to try new things with a partner.

The best gift one can give is pleasure, and nothing says pleasure like a sexy, Ann Summers special.

Whether you're looking to spice things up or simply shock your significant other in the best way, we have found the best, raunchiest gifts out there.

Because nothing says I care better than a toy for two.

1. Signature Couples Gift Set

€55.25 on Ann Summers

2. The Night Before Christmas Bikini

€10.36 on Love Honey

3. Aqua Rampant Rabbit

€49.50 on Ann Summers

4. Intro to Bondage Set

€33.00 on Ann Summers

4. Men's Santa Hat Velvet G-String with Small Bell

€3.31 on Amazon

5. Strawberry Massage Oil

€6.95 on Love Honey

6. 50 Nights of Naughtiness

€22.75 on Ann Summers

7. Vibrating Prostate Pleaser Massager

€39.75 on Ann Summers

8. Christmas Bow Satin Lingerie

€2.65 on Amazon

9. 'All Your Kneads' Massage Oil Gift Set

€16.59 on Amazon

10. Oh! To Go Bag

€29.80 on Unbound Babes

11. Remote Control Love Egg

€40.20 on Ann Summers

12. Massage Oil Candle

€16.63 on Amazon

13. Cleo Bangle Handcuffs (Bangles that turn into handcuffs)

€31.55 on Unbound Babes

14. Satisfyer Pro 2

€39.79 on Amazon

15. Sex Pillow

€100.06 on Amazon



We all have that friend that seems to have her head permanently in the gutter, and if you can't pinpoint which pal it is… then it's you, hun.

Every woman deserves to feel sexy and powerful, and some of your friends understand that notion more than others.

You know the one, the gal-pal that's always giving insanely detailed in and out's (pardon the pun) of her sex life, her favourite sex positions and toys, even her tips that you never really asked to hear. 

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If she's the mate you've been given for the Kris Kringle, never fear.

We have the ULTIMATE red hot, X-rated spice guide for buying the best gifts.

Strap yourselves in, fam. No, that wasn't an intentional BDSM reference, honestly….

1. Girl Boner: The Good Girl's Guide to Sexual Empowerment by August McLaughlin

August McLaughlin wrote a powerful book about how she overcame her eating disorder after embracing her sexuality.

The result is an incredible collection of her thoughts on what it means to be a 'good girl', slut shaming, prude-shaming, bondage, BDMS, body image, girl boners and orgasms, among other saucy things.

We advise you to grab it ASAP for your sexually empowered pals, or anyone who needs it for that matter. We've already ordered it from Amazon…*winks*

Buy: Amazon
Price: €14.52

2. Fuschia EROTIC eyshadow palette

Fuschia make-up has decided to gift us with a frisky palette full of delicious berries, bold blues and tantalising purples.

Endlessly daring looks for naughty nights can be created with this gorgeous eyeshadow extravaganza. These shimmers will ensure that you can dance the night away or get your freak on, either way you'll be looking STUH-NING.

Buy: Fuschia
Price: €27.50

3. Savage x Fenty lacy teddy

We honestly don't know a sexier feeling than putting on lingerie that BAD GAL RIRI both designed and wore herself.

She is the badass queen of sexual empowerment, and you can be too. While Savage x Fenty is on the pricier side, it's ideal for a Christmas treat=.

The gorgeous range of body types and diversity which the brand represents is worth the money, imagine how extra you'd feel wearing this beautiful lace body.

Buy: Savage x Fenty
Price: €98.28

4. Love Honey's weekend away sex kit

This sex kit features 11 specially selected toys for endless fun.

Included in this spicy set is the all-time favourite rabbit vibrator, butt plug, G-spot vibe, rabbit ears, beads, rabbit rings among other products, it's pretty decent value.

Welcome to the weekend, ladies. Treat yourself, or a sexually empowered mate of yours, if they're brave enough to unwrap the gift.

Buy: Love Honey
Price: 79.95

5. Glyde organic, natural condoms

Glyde condoms are vegan and made with sustainably harvested natural latex, so they're perfect for that environmentally friendly sexually empowered pal. I mean, they're even certified by PETA.

These condoms come in a variety of textures, flavours and sizes so they're just as good, if not better, than store-brand condoms like Durex, but suitable for everyone.

Sir Richard's Pleasure Dot condoms are also an unreal vegan choice, not to mention PETA certified.

Buy: Babeland/Amazon
Price: €13.22 for 12

7. YES organic lubricants

YES WB lubricants are some of the best in the business. 

Made from organic aloe vera, it's arguably the top water-based lube on the market right now. Perfect for moisturising and nourishing skin, as well as for solo or shared pleasure experiences.

It's called YES for a reason, don't you think? *wink* (Did you really think we'd write a sex-themed article without numerous cheeky winks?)

Buy: Love Honey
Price: €8.95 (50ml)

8. Bijoux Indiscrets Blind Passion mask

This soft plush mask is a fun way to change up the bedroom repertoire.

Coming in gorgeous black and white gold packaging, it's a great gift idea for anyone looking to eliminate their sense of sight to boost their sense of pleasure.

Buy: Bijoux Indiscrets
Price: €8.95

9. Rianne S Classic vibrator in deep purple

The RIANNE S Classique is the essential vibrator for any woman, sexually empowered or not.

The toy is 100 percent medical grade silicon and is available in three different colours with golden details, as well as a cosmetic bag for other saucy essentials.

Buy: Rianne S
Price: €29.95

10. ASOS DESIGN Emma velvet & lace padded plunge underwire bra set

Anyone can feel sexy in red, but a red velvet bra, thong and suspender set? You're on fire, gal.

We are GAGGIN' for this entire ensemble, can someone post this straight to our doors ASAP, please?

Price: bra (€30.42), thong (€13.83), suspender (€19.36)

11. ASOS DESIGN button through maxi tea dress in jacquard

You don't need to be showing some skin to feel sexually empowered, are we right?

This beautiful, satin red dress is ideal for feeling sexy and free (like glitter's raining on me, @Jessie J).

Price: €55.30

12. Long distance lamps…to give them a sign *winks*

Uncommon Goods are now stocking this majestic product, which is essentially the 2018 way of issuing a booty call from afar.

These hilarious and absolutely genius lamps allow you to let your lover know that you're thinking of them from afar with just one simple touch. 

The lamps are connected by WiFi, so each time either you or your partner touches a magical lamp, the other will light up with a sensual glow. It's fun, it's modern, it's damn sexy.

Buy: Uncommon Goods
Price: €74.60 (excluding shipping)

13. Naughty Truth or Dare by Running Press

If you're looking to sprinkle a little spice for a date night-in, or a get together between your gal pals, then this is the game for you.

Naughty Truth or Dare features 104 gas prompts and one instruction card for some VERY non-PG fun. 

Buy: Book Depository
Price: €6.58

14. Sex Stack (Basically spicy Jenga…)

This game is possibly the greatest creative experience of foreplay invented. Sexy Jenga? It sounds absurd, but trust us, you'll have more than a few laughs playing it.

Each block has a number that coincides with a task or position, so it's pretty darn great for trying out some new experiences with a lover.

Buy: Amazon
Price: €22.09

15. Lovehoney Oh! XOXO Sex Cheques (26 Pack)

This flirty chequebook from Love Honey ain't about finances, in case you hadn't guessed.

26 cheques to choose from and two blank ones for your own filthy minds to fill in, these are a gas gift for a sexually empowered friend who needs a little creativity.

Buy: Love Honey
Price; €6.95

We hope these gift goodies will give you all the inspiration necessary this Christmas.

For your sexually empowered pals… and for treating yo'self too…*winks one final time*

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Every woman needs her pleasure, eh? Enjoy the presents, you saucy mixes.


Tis the season to be jolly, but if you're feeling more naughty than nice, we have good news for you. 

Advent calendars are big business, from luxury chocolate to big-budget beauty. 

However, we've discovered an advent calender that will leave you satisfied in an entirely different way.

Sex toy retailer Lovehoney has launched the sauciest, steamiest sex calendar around, that will have you in the mood for some self lovin' in the countdown to the festive season. 

Festive frisky freakiness is on the cards thanks to the couple-focused erotic Best Sex of Your Life Kit c​​alendar, so Santa wont be the only one coming by Christmas Eve. 

The calendar includes  €270 worth of incredible sex toys and boudoir accessories for only €135. 


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Spoiler alert – behind the cardboard doors are sexy treats such as vibrators, dildos, bondage cuffs, sexy underwear, and anal toys. 

Feeling nervous about trying new things? Each window has information and tips on how to use the item of the day.

Last year, the calendar sold out, and this year's orgasmic offering already has stellar reviews.

The perfect gift that keeps on giving, we say. 


Does it feel like everywhere you turn there's a new unicorn related product? 

From bedsheets and pyjamas, to makeup and phone-cases – the world just cannot get enough of these mystical creatures. 

And now, they've even managed to worm their way into the wonderful land of sex toys. 

Yes, I'm serious. 

Unicorn horn-shaped dildos exist, thanks to the folks over at Geeky Sex Toys – a company which has an impressive range of themed sex toys. 

According to the website "The Unicorn Horn Dildo is a super cute toy made by us at Geeky Sex Toys."

"This legendary mysteriously mystical dildo will help stimulate the most magical orgasms. The suction cup allows for more adventurous role play creating your very own fairy tale ending."

For $60, this magical sex toy could be yours. A bargain? Who knows. 

And if unicorns aren't really your thing, fear not, as the site hosts a wide range of other toys. 

They have Pokemon themed goodies, and even a few Game of Thrones inspired toys.

One that made me LAUGH out loud? The game of 'moan' sex toy, in the shape of Jon Snow's famous sword.

Okay, I'll leave you all to it! 


If you follow the exploits of Ilana Wexler and Abbi Abrams on Broad City, you'll know that when it comes to sex and relationships, very few things are off-limits.

Adventurous, curious and liberated, the two characters navigate their respective sex lives in a manner which has resonated hugely with a generation of viewers.

So, it is perhaps no surprise that the show has now been given its very own range of sex toys which features some of the show's most recognisable slogans and catchphrases.

The items are the product of a collaboration with sex toy retailer, Lovehoney, and include lipstick vibrators and masturbation eggs.

‘Lovehoney is thrilled to partner with Abbi and Ilana for the Broad City collection launch,” said Neal Slateford, Co-Founder of Lovehoney.

“When we collaborated on the collection, the design and naming process was so fun, and we hope these high quality toys appeal to fans of Abbi, Ilana and the show and beyond."

"Lovehoney is proud to be sex positive, inclusive, and most of all to recognise that sex should be fun," he continued. "The Broad City range embodies this completely and the collaboration felt like the perfect fit."

"The response to the collection has been overwhelming – we’re so glad we’ve been able to share a little bit of sexual happiness amongst the Broad City fans in the UK."

And just an FYI ladies, but there's currently 20 per cent off the range for a limited time only…

Images: Lovehoney


As with any language, the emoji symbols were eventually bound to develop their own hidden meanings.  

But while we’re more than happy to use these little images to boost our sexting game, do we really need life-sized emojis arriving into the bedroom?

Well, according to the creators of the "Emojibator”, that is exactly what we need!

Refinery 29 has reported that the not so innocent aubergine emoji has reached the pinnacle of its fame by being made into an actual vibrator.

And – according to emojibator.com – this particular sex toy not only boasts ten different vibration settings, but also offers users a “healthy serving of Vitamin D” (yup, they actually went there).

On top of that, the Emojibator comes in discreet packaging, can be shipped worldwide and can even be used in the bath.

Between this and the Pokémoan products we found earlier this year, it seems there really is something for everyone.


Unless you’ve been living under a giant impermeable rock for the last month, you’ll know the latest reincarnation of 90’s cartoon Pokémon has pretty much taken over the world.

And as if being constantly hit with virtual pokéballs isn’t bad enough, some strange individuals have now decided to strip your most precious childhood memories of their innocence by creating Pokémon inspired sex toys.

Thanks to the people at Geeky Sex Toys in Brisbane, Australia, you will never been able to think back to the adventures of Ash, Brock and Misty again without seeing their beloved pocket monsters transform into the horrifyingly named "Pokémoan" toys.

According to Mashable, the couple behind the new poké products had always hoped to launch a Pokémon-inspired range.

Because of the success of Pokémon Go, that idea got fast-tracked into production and, like all things Pokémon, the sex toys have proven to be ridiculously popular. 

On that note, we’re off to cry ourselves to sleep.



Let's get real. 

A lot of sex toys can be totally daunting and many just downright confusing, especially if faced with them for the first time. 

Outside of the 50 Shades of Grey style whips and ties, many of us are probably totally ignorant to the reams of different sex toys there actually exist in this big, bad, kinky world of ours. 

And when the good folks over in Facts decided to present some real Irish couples with some kinky toys to try, it's safe to say many of them were simply baffled. 

From the "classy-looking" nipple clamps to a vomit-inducing ball gag, these brave couples totally have these items sussed. 

Watch the hilarious video below: 




Whether you’re looking to spice up your relationship or just make things a bit more interesting, here are the sex essentials! (After another person, obviously).

1. The Karma Sutra

Get that old time book out and get ready to work it.

2. Sexy Soundtrack

A soundtrack to your sexy night is essential. Otherwise, you may get the giggle when that diarrhoea ad comes on TV.

3. Porn

Not for everyone, but if you’re not into visualisation, why not try reading a sexy novel?

4. Lube

It’s slippery and fun, what’s not to love?!

5. Lingerie

It’s not easy being a girl – until it comes to sex, that is – and all we have to do is throw on some sexy lingerie to capture your attention. Lace? Great. Red? Fantastic. Suspenders? Oh stop…

6. Candles/A Dim Lamp

In essentially every single sex scene to ever make it onto film, there are no bright, unflattering lights under which your cellulite will be shining bright or your face glowing puce. No, instead you have candles, dim lights and a red orange glow.Take a little inspiration and dim your lights tonight, because there’s nothing sexy about observing your partners skin condition under the glow of what could also be mistaken for a surgery lamp.

7. Sex Toys

Never fear, we’re not in any shape or form suggesting that you’re bad at sex. We’d never say such a thing, in fact. However, take some good sex, add a vibrator or some other form of battery operated plaything to the mix and you have yourself a recipe for success. It’s going to do nothing but benefit you both, keep you both excited, plus add some new sensations and areas of interest into the mix. Winning. If you don’t know where to look for and don’t want to go to a local shop then check Eden Fantasys. They have all kinds of sex toy and essentials you need to make your sex life better. Don’t forget to use Eden Fantasys coupon codes to save some money on your purchase. Check it out and thank me later.

8. Contraception

Sorry to end this whole thing on a massive downer, but safe sex is better sex. Nobody wants to come away from sex with anything other than a smile on their face. Unless you’re in a loving committed relationship and you’re trying for a baby, then by all means, get to it!

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