James is no stranger of posting half-naked selfies – but this one went a bit too far.
This morning, the actor uploaded a snap of him with his hand down his pants -gross!
The bizarre picture has now thankfully been deleted from his Instagram feed and whether he deleted the image himself or if Instagram decided it was too graphic, has not yet been disclosed.
It wasn’t all that long ago the actor was caught trying to seduce a 17 year-old girl and just this week, he admitted to having a fling with Lindsay Lohan.
Let’s start off with the basics. We know you’ve heard this repeatedly, but no making out/flirting/batting eyelashes with a friend’s ex-boyfriend, -fling, -friends with benefits or -best friend. Why sacrifice a valuable friendship for a guy who won’t last and is inevitably playing both of you? He wasn’t great the first time when your friend took him for a test ride. Sometimes you have to take a step back and ask yourself: “is this worth ruining my friendship (or the ability to borrow my friend’s awesome new top next week)?”
2. If You Have To Be Selfish, You Better Not Give Yourself Away
We were socialised to put others before ourselves but sometimes you have to think of your needs first — just make sure your girlfriends don’t know about it. Say, for example, you have two parties to attend in one night: your BFF’s Halloween bash and your crush’s birthday. Go to the Halloween bash first and then shadily leave, claiming that “you’re too drunk to be in public”. When you end up in your boy toy’s bed the next morning, you’ll have gotten the best of both worlds. Servicing your girlfriends and yourself — now that’s how it’s done, BOOM!
3. Dance Parties, Wine And Sex And The City Solve All When A Friend Is In Need
A true blue friend is someone who wants to pick you up when you’re down, support you when you need it most, and promote your best qualities. What better way to show you care than by planning a quality evening with your other best friends: alcohol, music and Samantha? Every female loves a solid drunken dance party to let loose and pretend like we’re burning calories. And Carrie’s lame dilemmas will help take your girlfriend’s mind off her crappy break-up, job loss or rotten day.
4. Share Tampons With A Fellow Female
It’s the right thing to do. Imagine being in need and having to resort to a makeshift toilet paper pad. Gross. Offering another lady a tampon is like giving Lamar Odom a second lease on life — you are saving her from complete humiliation. Pay it forward and you’ll have good karma.
5. Don’t Ask To Borrow Clothes From A Friend Who Is Noticeably Smaller Than You
Are you trying to make things awkward between you two? No one wins when either she has to turn you down or you return her clothes stretched out beyond repair. You know better than to try and fit in a size extra-small, no matter how loose those harem pants appear to be.
6. ‘Like’ Any New Profile Pics, Selfies And Instagrams
The easiest way to be a supportive friend is to ‘like’ all of her tagged posts on social media. Every girl needs a fan base and you are the founder of her club. It’s kind of like being someone’s mother — you have to be proud of all the things she shares with the world, including her uploads (especially the ones where she’s skinny-arm posing, head slightly tilted to the side and most likely stealing the scene).
7. Slut-Shaming Is Off Limits
There are enough men on the planet making women feel bad about having sex, so don’t stoop to that level. If you’re friend is building a reputation, there will be a time for a friendtervention later. For now, let her roam free and enjoy her promiscuity — don’t rain on her parade just because you’re a dark, sexless cloud at the moment. What would be a better use of your time? Reminding her to use protection in a non-judgmental way.
8. Boob Touching Is Always Fair Game
Punch buggies are so old school. If a friend is flashing some ta-ta that evening, it is absolutely your personal friendly-female right to touch them.
9. If A Girl Looks Intoxicated Beyond Repair And Needs A Friend, Be Her Friend
No one wants to read another horror story about some girl who was too drunk to take care of herself and ended up in a tragic situation. Now, more than ever, is when a woman needs to help her fellow woman. You’re not only being a good Samaritan, you’re also preventing a future statistic. There’s just no excuse for leaving a defenseless girl behind. Doing the right thing builds your character as well as the women around you.
10. Always Tell A Girl If She Has Food In Her Teeth, Toilet Paper On Her Shoe Or Smudged Makeup
You aren’t embarrassing someone by notifying them of their facial marking unless you announce it to the entire room. No one wants to walk around with eyeliner on their cheek or a half-eaten salad still on their mouth (but kudos to being healthy!). Do it politely and discreetly and you will be sure to score karma points.
11. No Girl-On-Girl Crime (Unless It’s A Mutual Enemy)
Talking smack is never a good look, but sometimes it’s necessary to make ourselves feel better (we all have flaws). Generally speaking, it’s very unbecoming to run around talking behind everyone’s back. There are instances, however, when being a good friend also means engaging in some superficial sh*t talk. Unleashing the fury with stupid words is better than it all spilling out when you’re drunk and saying things you’ll regret later.
12. Your Friend Is Never Fat Until She’s Noticeably Eating Three Times As Much As You
At some point, every woman has a fat day month or a comfort-food binge with Mr McDonald and Mr Jerry. This is to be expected and frankly, it’s encouraged. The red flags come when one day she notices she can’t fit into her jeans. When that happens, you have to have the uncomfortable “let’s sign up for SoulCycle together” code-talk. Just as you would like to be told when you’re taking late-night eating to the next level, it’s tough but important to gently relay the message to your friend.
13. We Ride Together, We Die Together
At the end of the day, the people who understand you most and still love you for it are going to be your girlfriends. Treat them the way you want to be treated, appreciate them and show your respect. You need them just as much as they need you. Even when you can’t stand yourself, your girlfriends will.
SHEmazing! TV offers you your daily 90 Second Update rounding up the showbiz news!
Today’s highlights include what the author of the Notebook has up his sleeve, more reckless driving from Fast and Furious cast, which celebrities are designing their very own Fendi bags and more!
Is this the craziest thing we have heard all week?
Pippa Middleton has been accused of wearing a fake bum at the royal wedding!
Pippa’s bum was the talk of the day this time three years ago – much to the delight of her sister we can imagine. But now, it has all been called out as a lie.
Stephane Bern, a French expert on etiquette has called Pippa out on her famous bum, saying: “But of course she had a false bottom … I repeat it: She had a false bottom. You take her away from that and she has normal buttocks … It was an optical illusion. She knew there were a billion people watching. It was the moment to show it.”
Kate Middleton’s sister has already spoken about the attention she received on that famous day, saying that her dress fitted a “little too well”. She added: “recognition has it’s upside, it’s downside – and you may say – it’s backside.”
Well, at least she has a sense of humour about the whole thing. We wonder if she will have a similar sense of humour about this recent accusation? Somehow, we doubt it.
Pippa’s bum was so famous it had it’s own Facebook page – but could those billions of people really have been duped by a fake?
We’re not expecting a formal statement from Clarence House anytime soon.
Amanda Seyfried doesn’t think her relationship with Dominic Cooper could have lasted.
The Mamma Mia! co-stars split in 2010 after around two years of dating, but the 28-year-old actress thinks they were just too different to stay together for long.
”It would never have worked long-term. I’m too uptight for him. Or he’s too relaxed for me,” she said. ”He’s been with the same girl for ages. I hope they’re happy.”
The star of the upcoming Peter Pan movie is now loved up with actor Justin Long, so it seems it all worked out for the best!
The actress also opened up about the terrifying effect anxiety and obsessive compulsive disorder (OCD) had on her when she was younger, saying there were times she thought she was ”crazy”.
She said: ”I feel terrible for the younger me, because I thought I was crazy. Where was the fear coming from? It doesn’t make any sense. ‘I had my anxiety and my OCD – a lot of kids have it. You’re afraid of it; you’re afraid of your brain.”
One Direction’s security team are planning on hiring lookalikes of the band members!
Yes, you heard that right!
The Little Things singers are being followed by screaming fans everywhere they go on their epic Where We Are world tour, so their team want to hire decoys.
The boys’ bodyguards think having 1D lookalikes on hand would be great for distracting the fans, and think it’s the only way to keep the band safe and sound.
While the band already have a crazy amount of security around them but it seems things are getting out of hand as it was revealed yesterday that the lads had to flee from their hotel in Peru after fans tried to storm the building.
The boys are apparently really nervous about going out and only feel safe in their private jet.
There has been talk of lookalike auditions hitting towns around the UK and Ireland – which we might just pop by to… Eek!
You’ve been together for quite a while now and here are the sure signs that the pair of you have officially entered the relationship comfort zone.
He’s there for you You’ve run out of tampons and it’s no big deal to ask him to pop into the shop and grab a box. Now, that’s what we call a real man.
You can be open with him You can have honest conversations with him about anything and never need to worry it will end in a relationship breakdown.
Your friends are his friends The awkward scenarios between your boyfriend and your friends are finally gone. In fact, your girlfriends already consider him a part of the gang.
Don’t have to dress up You can go around make-up free and in your tracksuit bottoms and he would still find you as attractive as ever.
Your part of his family It’s gotten to the stage where his parents know it’s better to contact you about their son than actually attempt to get in touch with him themselves.
Lily Allen’s comeback album seems to be ruffling a lot of feathers in the celebrity world!
Now it seems one star mentioned – model Jourdan Dunn – was far from impressed to hear her name mentioned in Sheezus album track Insincerely You.
The song includes the lyrics, “I don’t give a f**k about Delevigne. Or that Rita girl. About Jourdan Dunn.
‘I don’t wanna know about your perfect life. Your perfect wife and it makes me sick. I don’t give a f**k about your Instagram. About your lovely house or your ugly kids.”
Jourdan, who has a four-year-old son Riley, was quick to ask who the ‘ugly kids’ Lily was referring to were.
She tweeted last night, “Errm @lilyallen who’s ‘ugly kids’ was you talking about in this song??”
The singer, who was attending a Chanel event in London around the same time, replied, “@missjourdandunn it’s a reference to something another artist said about my children on Twitter. Also, only mentioned you cause your name rhymes with ‘one’. Sorry.”
The model then replied, “@lilyallen Ohhh because my name rhymes with ‘One’!!!!! Look at you, you lil lyrical genius!!”
It is believed the lyrics regarding ‘ugly kids’ referred to rapper Azealia Banks, who tweeted Lily last summer, “Your kids are ugly.”
Lily hit back at the model’s mocking by saying, “People are so gagging for beef , seriously get out more.”
Some of Lily’s tweets have since been deleted, although Jourdan’s part in the chat is still online.
Lily signed off, “I’m sick of explaining my lyrics to people, they’re pop songs, no more, no less. If you don’t get it or like it, look the other way. Simples.”
There is nothing like a long plane journey to make you really feel like you’ve been through the mill. It is common to step off the plane with dry skin, washed out complexion and greasy, flat hair.
Stick to these five steps and you’ll be as picture perfect as Kate Middleton stepping onto the tarmac.
Keep your hair up Pop your hair into a high bun to stop it getting knotty and greasy. Keep it loose so all you need to do before landing is untie it for an on-rend tousled look!
Don’t wear make-up Don’t put make-up on before getting onto the plane, it’ll probably be really early and, sure, who’ll see you anyway.
Wash your face Bring some cotton wipes and a bottle of water onto the flight. Gently dab the water onto the tissue and wash your face – you can do this in your seat.
Moisturise your face Before landing, gently apply some moisturiser to your skin – it will make you feel fresh and awake.
Apply some make-up Only after you have done all this should you apply a little make-up. Concealer or tinted moisturiser and a little mascara should be enough – you don’t want to look too done up.
