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1. Waking up is an ordeal of drastic proportions

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Everything hurts. Why can’t I just stay here in my cave of comfort? It’s not fair.

2. I’m sick, I’m definitely sick

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Everyone’s first thought in the morning, whether it’s before going to the library or if you’re dying from the night before. This thought has run through everyone’s mind at some stage.

3. Shower time is the best time

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Literally the best 15 – 20 minutes of the day. However, the moment you vacate the bathroom the sunshine starts to disappear and your world is filled with darkness once again.

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4. Pigging out

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Ah fridge, my trusted food friend. You can always fill my hunger void. Comfort me. I need someone to love me as much as you do.

5. Vegging out/procrastination

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^ Said no person ever.

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6. Feeling sorry for yourself

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Why is my life so hard? Why do bad things happen to good people? I didn’t even drink that much? *Your bank balance says otherwise..

7. I can’t wait to sleep again

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What is life? I can’t go on. I need sleep. I need my bed.

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Just hide away from the outside world for the rest of the day. Nothing bad will happen if you don’t go anywhere.

via our content partner CT

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TOWIE’s Lucy Mecklenburgh has revealed her brand new hairstyle – and it’s very different!

The reality TV star previously chopped off her long locks, but now she has gone even further.

Lucy’s new haircut is very short at the back and has a short bob in the front.

While we think it is a nice change, we can’t help but be reminded of Rihanna circa 2007.

What do you think – yay or nay?

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SHEmazing! TV offers you your daily 90 Second Update rounding up the showbiz news!

Today’s highlights include where your Snapchats are ending up, which rapper Apple is pursuing for a multi-billion dollar deal, why Pink’s husband is posting penis jokes to Twitter and more.

Watch the video for the full report.

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A bedroom is a very personal place, especially if you are living with lots of other people – there’s always someone in the front room.

Do you have a comfy headboard, a spotlessly clean room or a perfectly coordinated space? Here’s what your room says about you:

Lots of florals
If your room is covered in pretty floral drapes, bedspreads and pastel cushions you are definitely a romantic at heart.

You still have your old bedroom lamp
You love vintage and old-school items and are not fussed about having on-trend items. You are also probably sentimental and love having a touch of the past near you.

Crisp clean sheets
Well we all love crisp, clean sheets – some of us are just more lack about changing them. However, if you are one of the few who does, it could mean that you love nothing more than a little luxury in your life.

Bright colours
While some people are adverse to having bright colours in their bedroom, others simply can’t get enough. If you’re room is a rainbow of colour you are adventurous and looking for fun.

Sparse
You are a minimalist and you like to keep things simple.  We wish we were like this….

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Disney have released a new clip for Angelina Jolie’s Maleficent and she is terrifying!

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Mila Kunis has finally confirmed the news we have all been waiting for – she’s pregnant!

The Black Swan actress was on Ellen and talked about her cravings and how her partner, Ashton Kutcher,  is dealing with them.

Wait till you hear what he did … hilarious!

She isn’t giving anything away on whether she is expecting a boy or a girl, but Ellen reckons it’s a boy. Perhaps she knows something we don’t?

Mila also confirmed another massive piece of news she has not acknowledged yet, can you guess what?

Congratulations to Jackie and Kelso!

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It’s been speculated that Keeping Up with the Kardashian’s star, Kendall Jenner, could become the new face of Topshop.

An insider said Topshop boss, Sir Philip Green, already has Kendall lined up to expand the Topshop brand in America.

“Kendall is being lined up to be one of the new Topshop regulars. She fits the mould perfectly. She’s beautiful, tall, popular with teenagers on both sides of the Atlantic and will help expand the Topshop brand in the US.”

Philip also recently invited Kendall to be a guest at New York City’s recent Met Gala.

We hope these rumours are true, because we think Kendall would be perfect for Topshop.

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We all make mistakes in the kitchen and many of our planned dishes never turn out exactly as planned. But one person decided to make fun of the many culinary disasters across the globe, with a Tumblr account called SomeoneAteThis. Here are just some of the most funny food photos that have appeared on the hilarious account:

More bread?

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This user felt bread could slightly improve this scenario, we’re not so sure.

Fancy a Fry-up?

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Probably not after seeing this, the user captioned their attempt of a morning fry-up: “Is this a still from an autopsy demonstration video on VHS or breakfast? We will never know.” Well at least they saw the funny side, not sure if they’ll be digging in though.

Cat Food

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Definitely not the most appealing dish but it probably tasted delicious…

Eggs?

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This is just gross, no way around it.

Glunk?

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Not a real dish but not sure how else to describe this attempt at a dessert.

Ready Meals Gone Wrong

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We’re not even sure what this is.

Slime?

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This actually looks like radioactive waste.

Pizza?

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They might have over done it on the cheese.

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We really are gutted for Kasey and Can-Linn.

Last night’s Eurovision semi-final featured Austria’s drag artist Conchita Wurst and promised to match the drama of Tuesday night’s Ukraine-Russia tension.

There were the usual crazy acts, bizarre performances and cringe-worthy songs that also featured in the first semi-final, but Irish viewers were more invested in this show as our own was to take to the stage.

While Kasey gave it her all, Ireland’s performance faded into a medley of very similar songs and performances, so it wasn’t all that surprising we didn’t make the final cut.

After the results were announced, the singer said: “We were delighted we got to represent our country on a world stage,” Smith said after the results were announced. “Being in the final would have been a bonus but you can just never predict how these things are going to go. We put our heart and soul into it and gave it our all. It’s given me a real taste for being on the stage and as far as I’m concerned, this is only the beginning for me. I thoroughly enjoyed the whole experience.”

The ten countries to make it through to Saturday’s final are Switzerland, Norway, Greece, Slovenia, Poland, Romania, Malta, Belarus, Austria and  Finland.

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We wonder if Katy will respond to Gaga’s not-so-subtle dig at her artistic integrity.

The enigma that is Lady Gaga took to her Twitter account yesterday to call Katy out for copying her: “It looks like green hair and mechanical horses are the thing now.”

While the ARTPOP creator never mentioned Katy’s name, there’s no denying who the tweet was aimed at.

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Another Twitter user recently tweeted the comparison between the two pop starlettes after seeing Katy’s Prismatic concert:

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While there definitely are similarities, Lady Gaga goes through so many looks and concepts that it’s almost impossible for musicians to try something new that she hasn’t dabbled in at some stage.

But what do you think? Is Katy a kopy-kat or is it pure coincidence?

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Relationships are far from easy and can go through various rough patches, but despite our best efforts, there are some rough patches we simply can’t get through.

You don’t fight anymore
Sure that sounds great initially, but you know deep down inside that neither you or your partner are really trying anymore. Sometimes couples need to fight with each other over the important things because when you’ve both stopped doing that, you’ve really both stopped fighting for your relationship.

Nothing works
You’ve been working on your problems for a while but sometimes its time to face the reality that despite your best efforts, it’s just not working.

Doomed relationship
Some relationships are just doomed from the start. You may have gotten together for completely the wrong reasons and some couples stay together out of fear of being alone. But you have to ask yourselves, what is really better in the long run? Being miserable in a relationship that is never going to work or the possibility of finding someone who could truly make you happy?

Different values
The more you got to know each other, the more you began to realise that two of you actually don’t fit. Sure you’re both attracted to each other but there are some things you can’t ignore and values are one of them.

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Don’t worry – it can’t be that serious if she’s posting snaps to Instagram!

The singer was admitted to hospital yesterday after she began projectile vomiting due to suspected food poisoning.

Uploading a picture of herself hooked up to a drip, Lily assured fans she was ok: “#SHEEzUS in #SHOSPITAL . I’m fine though guys, just need some fluids cause i can’t keep anything down.#dramz.”

It looks like she’s being spoiled as she also posted a picture of gifts sent in by friends and family, so there does seem to be a silver lining.

Get well soon, Lily!

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