Every so often, Twitter offers up some absolute pure gold and this thread is on fire.
This trend has the trusty old handshake emoji linking unlikely things, that share a common factor – and they're hilarious.
Get ready to laugh and cry as they're relatable AF.
And f*ck em both, you are good enough gal, but we've all been there.
Job interviewers My exes
Telling me I’m not good enough
— Your Frat President Chad (@ThatTrashley) November 5, 2018
The relationship memes just keep rolling and all us single folk know this one a little too well.
not liking me
— jazz (@toopoorr) November 6, 2018
Hilarious – sorry dude, but think before you click and send – ain't nobody wanna see that.
Cutting my own dick pics
3 inches shorter
— Heather (@Heather_Cody_) November 5, 2018
Ever heard of a portable charger – you're welcome.
me my phone
— idiotbabe.com (@goldfishbabe101) November 6, 2018
Some got political and came for the anti-vaccinators and we aren't even mad – they're brilliant.
missing every shot
— Justin Staggs (@Staggfilms) November 5, 2018
And then you've got the dark but accurate side of Twitter – pumpkin pie, anyone?
depression pumpkin pie
being in season right now
— PIE-etic kate (@poetickate) November 6, 2018
And cue the animal references because deep down we are all cocker spaniels – spirit animal…
Me A cocker spaniel
Peeing 17 times a day
— bort (@heavybretting) November 5, 2018
dubstep kids fisherman
that bass is so nasty
— Bishu (@welcome2bishu) November 5, 2018
I'm allowed to poke fun at vegans because I am one – and there ain't nothing wrong about being proud of that – preach it.
Vegans Guys who drive
Not letting anyone
forget about it
— katie (@katelynhd9) November 5, 2018
And then back to relatable AF… their fries are just too good.
my McDonalds order my thighs
— (@TheFunnyHun) November 4, 2018
The thread is bloody brilliant and gets a massive thumbs up from us.
That's enough Internet for the day though – I'm off to eat some vegan pumpkin pie.