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We all remember the trends rotating around primary schools; whether it was Tamagotchis, friendship bracelets, Scoobies, Loom bands or marbles, we were ADDICTED.

Apparently, Katy Perry was a little alternative when she was a kid, unsurprisingly. Her brain went pretty much straight to the gutter, the Tom Cruise lust-inspired gutter.

The I Kissed A Girl singer was spending some quality time with her parents last weekend and was exploring some former momentoes, when a letter from 1996 resurfaced and shook us deeply.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Katy naturally thought it was so amusing that Instagram had to witness the hilarity, especially since the reason for her sixth grade suspension was DRY HUMPING.

You might be wondering why on earth Katy was dry humping a tree, understandably. Tom Cruise was to blame;

"At the 2:00 p.m. recess, Katy and four other students were in an 'off-limits' area (behind the backboards) practising a skit. Katy pretended that a tree was Tom Cruise and began making sexual motions (pelvic thrusts) to the tree."

Image: @katyperry Instagram

Of all the 1990s teen heartthrobs to dry hump bark for, Tom Cruise? We're more on the Leonardo DiCaprio circa 1996 when Romeo and Juliet was released kinda vibe.

The letter also stated, "When Katy met with Mrs. Calkins, Mr. White, and myself, she was asked to describe or demonstrate what she had been seen doing on the playground in front of some other students."

"Katy chose to describe it. Her words were 'it was inappropriate' and 'like making out.'"

The star was previously in trouble at her Santa Barbara Christian School for calling younger students "brats". (Fair)

She also admitted to playing Spin the Bottle and Truth or Dare, which the school said "resulted in students kissing on the cheek."

Humping a tree was the last straw for her no-nonsense Christian School, baby Katy sounds like GAS company to be honest.

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Facebook have paid a 10-year-old boy a whopping $10,000 (€8,700) after he identified a problem with the company’s photo-sharing app Instagram.

Facebook offers a ‘bug bounty’ for anyone who reports any weaknesses with any of their platforms.

Jani has now become the youngest ever recipient of the prize money after discovering problems with the comments section on Instagram when malicious code was typed in.

“I could have deleted anyone's comments from (Instagram accounts). Even Justin Bieber's," Jani said of the problem.

Jani is even too young to have his own Instagram and Facebook accounts under their terms of service which makes his discovery even more impressive.

Learning how to code from YouTube videos, he is considering a career in data security which he seems to be already highly qualified.

Jani is planning on spending his newfound fortune on a new bike and a football.

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This will all make sense at the end. 

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She’s one of the most beautiful actresses in Hollywood, but January Jones wanted to prove she was just like everyone else growing up.

The 36-year-old Mad Men actress posted a picture of herself as a kid to her Instagram account and gave her fans a giggle.

Posing next to a kitten, she wrote: ‘#tbt can’t think of a caption, sorta self explanatory isn’t it? #finallythecatthatgoeswiththehouse.’

Lately, January has been filming Good Kill alongside Ethan Hawke and Zoe Kravitz.

The thriller, which is due out in 2015, follows a family man who wrestles with his conscience when he begins to feel uncomfortable about his job as a drone pilot.

Exciting!

JAN 3

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This is the boy’s first time meeting a husband and husband and his reaction is priceless.

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