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All this time in college you assumed that you would just walk into  job, right? Well, here are things that you need to know when finding your first real career break:

1. In everyone’s mind you’re officially an adult
In college you were only a student, in purgatory between a teenager and adult. No one could complain,  “sure, he’s going to university isn’t he”? This quickly changes when you leave college to “ah, he is taking a year out”, even though that usually involves some sort of travelling.

Grow_up2. Interviews can sometimes feel like an interrogation
It is bad enough when there is one interviewer, but  if there are two or three you feel like it’s an interrogation, as they slowly eye you up and crush your will.

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“Well, do you have any experience? No … well, you can always work for free” Yes it has come to this. You never thought  it would happen, but you’re thinking of working for free.

i_should_stop_working_for_free4. Oh, so that’s why you get a summer job
“Sure who needs a summer job, it’s only for money, I don’t need money.” When your young, money is just a thing you use to buy sweets. Summer job’s are all about experience  and you ponder this while looking at a blank CV.

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“CV? Sure I’ll just put my leaving cert results on it and it will be grand”. Hmm, you think that your employers are going to be impressed by your Leaving Cert results?

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“I’m a shoe in, the interviewer really seems to like me.” Little do you realize that there are actually other people who went for the interview as well. They have more experience than you, better people skills, and have worked in a job like this before. Harsh, but true.

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You will  quickly find out that when you’re not working you don’t have money.

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As much as you thought you wouldn’t need to, sometimes you may need to sign on. But don’t worry, hopefully it won’t be for too long. Keep up the motivation and don’t allow yourself to get stuck in a rut.

dole_1482505c9. Degree … What Degree?
You spend 3 0r 4 years doing a degree only to find out that the piece of paper is worthless and it’s in Latin so no one can read it. It is basically just used as an indication of what your interests are.

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10. Chance to learn something new
Instead of staying at home watching daytime TV, you could actually make the most of your time and learn something new. You could finally learn to drive, learn a new language, go skydiving, go to the gym. The world is your oyster!

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So, the very first photos of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s Irish honeymoon are here! Kind of…

These hilarious spoof photos of what their honeymoon may look like have had us very entertained indeed!

The photos show the newly wed couple travelling around Ireland in a swanky campervan, singing campfire songs, playing swing ball and sharing a romantic picnic.

Okay, it may be far from what the couple are ACTUALLY doing in Ireland, but until then, these photos will have to do us!

Kim and Kanye tied the knot in a romantic sunset wedding in Florence, Italy, last Saturday and are rumoured to have flown into Cork airport at 3pm yesterday.

Keep an eye out at your local campsite for the famous couple!

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Gisele Bündchen is following in the footsteps of Brad Pitt and Nicole Kidman after it was announced that she has been named the new face of Chanel No5.

The Brazilian supermodel was chosen for her “natural beauty and modern femininity”.

Brad Pitt was the face of the famous brand in 2012 for a short period of time while Nicole Kidman had the romance era in 2004.

The stunner is already the face of Chanel’s Les Beiges collection – their new line of mattifying compact powder.

The No5 campaign film with be directed by Baz Luhrmann who also filmed Nicole’s, so he is an old hand at these types of things. Hopefully Gisele will get a better tagline than Brad’s cringe-worthy one: “The world turns and we turn with it.”

No matter how hot he may have looked, this line just baffled us all!

It seems the mum-of-two is everywhere these days – she also features in H&M’s summer campaign singing Bloondie’s “Heart of Glass”!

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An adorable little baby girl has spoken every parent’s favourite three little words at just 2 months old! Normally, a baby would not have the capacity to speak at this age but it looks like she was so determined to tell her Daddy how she felt!

Watch this incredible and adorable feat.

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A machine has been created that lets you to enjoy the full flavour of all your favourite foods – without ingesting a single calorie.

Sounds too good to be true, right?!

Chocolate, peaches, apple pie, tiramisu and even lobster – the Edible Mist Machine produces fumes in a range of over 200 flavours.

Created by the experimental food inventors Lick Me I’m Delicious, the machine uses ultrasonic vaporisation to create a microscopic mist which you suck up through a straw to get an instant flavour hit.

The company’s founder Charlie- the man behind the world’s first glow in the dark ice cream says, “It messes with your mind because your brain expects something to be in your mouth.”

The Edible Mist Machines are available for hire through the company – which is currently developing a levitating cocktail machine and a jellybean waterfall.

Weird!

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Check out the video to find out what’s made Whitney’s family so unhappy.

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Harry Styles has revealed that he loves nothing more than to Google himself!

While most celebrities dread to read the things that the internet has to say about them, Harry embraces it.

The singer told Very magazine: “I’ve done it once. It was good though.”

Just once, eh Harry? The One Directioner then went on to say that he often Googles the band in general, saying: “I Google [One Direction]. If there’s been something in a paper. I’ll Google it to look at it online.”

Hmm, we’re not sure that’s a very healthy habit, Harry! Although, given that it is Harry, we reckon there is much more positive press than negative out there!

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It looks like Rita Ora is looking up to her icon, Beyoncé, for hairstyle inspiration. 

The singer was seen performing at Radio 1’s Big Weekend in Glasgow yesterday and showed off her new colourful braids along with an impressive set of cornrows.

Rita rarely shies away from her blonde hair so it is refreshing to see her take a risk and change it.

What do you think of Rita’s new hair? Love it or hate it?

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The opening up of the ‘Ex’-Files is the most common reason why couples argue!

If the thought of his ex really bugs you, so much so that it’s causing rows, here are a few reasons not to fret so much!

1. They ended it! They’re not star-crossed lovers like Romeo and Juliet. It just wasn’t meant to be. You are!

2. He doesn’t compare you to her. Do you always compare your current and ex-boyfriend? Of course you don’t!  Thinking of people like that is just a big fat waste of time.

3. He’s moved on. He’s with you now, and he’s loving it! Nobody is forcing him to be here.

4. She’s moved on. Hopefully! And if she’s still clinging onto him and stalking him on Facebook, then that’s just sad, and definitely not a threat to you!

5. He talks about her just enough to show that he’s not hiding anything from you, but not so much it makes you worry. There is a perfect amount to talk about an ex, and it’s that sweet spot right there.

6. He’s not hiding your relationship. If he calls you his girlfriend, and introduces you to his friends, then he’s proud to be yours. He certainly isn’t hiding you from his ex either, because he couldn’t care less what she knows!

7. You have intimate inside jokes and a language that’s just yours and his, and nobody else’s. OK, he might have had that with his ex too, but now he’s got a whole new set of pet names for you…babycakes.

8. If you keep worrying, it will turn you into an insecure bundle of crazy and he will realize there’s nothing he can say or do to make you feel safe. And that makes for an unhealthy relationship. Or a broken-up one.

9. Most ex-girlfriends are normal people who are not scamming to steal your man. She’s not a crazy bitch or a soap villain! Imagine your ex’s current girlfriend thinking that about you.

10. He doesn’t go nuts about your ex-boyfriend, because he knows he doesn’t have to. And you should trust him as much as he trusts you.

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It looks like Sofia Vergara has been fixing her broken heart by hanging out with her family.

Sofia recently split from her fiancé, Nick Loeb.

The Modern Family actress has been on a trip to New Orleans with her son and niece this weekend and has shared many lovely photos of their trip.

However, when Sofia shared photos of her niece, we were struck by how similar they look!

Other people must have thought the same thing as Sofia captioned on image: “Taking my mini-me niece around NoLa.”

What a beautiful girl!

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Let’s face it, there is a LOT of stuff you can do in college that just doesn’t happen in real life. Here are some examples of what we will miss most this summer:

1. Not being able to see your college friends every day. Sniff.
We live and breathe every minute with our college homies and adapting to spending time without them is one of the major downsides to summer.

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2. Midday drinking
Now that you’re back home, it’s no longer possible to skip your 3 hour lab for a pint of Fosters in the student bar. Instead, the only alcohol you will consume during the day will be the Bailey’s cheesecake your Granny offers you during lunch.

3. Peaceful sleep-ins
Back in college, daily lie-ins were always a part of your morning routine. Sadly, you are now woken at 9am by your mother who sharply opens the curtains and lectures you on how “you should be outside enjoying the good weather while we have it!” Ugh.

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4. Having an excuse not to work
Throughout the college year there’s always an assignment to be used as an excuse not to get a job. Now that you have three to four months sitting on your behind, you have no excuse to pass down a job offer from the local supermarket. For those of us who already had part-time work, prepare for a dramatic increase in ‘weekday’ work. Whoo.

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5. Meeting new people
College offers brilliant opportunities to meet new and exciting people almost every day. At home however, you know everyone in your little town or village. A whole summer spent with the same people day everyday is bound to take its toll. Bring back the randomers!

6. Going out whatever night you feel like it
Whether you’re in Dublin or Cork, Limerick or Galway, any night can be a ‘going out’ night. To our misfortune, Monday Madness and three euro pints on a Thursday are unheard of concepts in our locals. Drinking on a weeknight at home offers a crowd of your father’s friends and a varied choice of Guinness or Heineken on tap. Monday Madness? We think not.

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7. The classes you actually like
Although attending class wasn’t really your thing all semester, during the summer months we would happily sit in a class with the oddball lecturer who likes to reminisce about his weed smoking days on an escapade to Holland back in the 80’s. The entertaining stories kept your mind occupied.

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8. The convenience of delivery food
In college, if you don’t feel like cooking, food was only a call away. Whether it’s Chinese or Indian, food is at your doorstep within the hour. However, if you live in the back arse of nowhere and you’re pretty sure that the sat-nav doesn’t even acknowledge where you live, scraping the bottom of the freezer for a microwave pizza is as good as it gets.

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9. The Free Wi-Fi
Hey, not everywhere has free Wi-Fi, it’s a commodity in this world! Not the best connection at times but it still kept you constantly connected during those ‘morning after the night before’ scenarios when a tagged photo or two needed to be removed immediately.

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10. Being able to live on a budget
In college it’s quite acceptable to live off literally zero cash. The summer months are an expensive time what with bikinis to be bought for sun holidays and interrailing tickets to be paid for. There’s grown -up style responsibilities on the horizon and it’s time to start saving. Sigh.

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How Katie found out about the full blown sexual affair!

Her cheating husband Kieran told The Sun newspaper “In late September we arranged to meet for the first time in the car park of a country pub. I arrived in my Ford Focus after work and she arrived in her Ford Fiesta. I got in her car and we talked and kissed for about ten minutes … By the second meeting we were having oral sex. I was getting what I wanted and fed Jane what she wanted to hear.”

He also commented – “The routine was usually the same. I would get into the passenger seat of Jane’s car, she would jump on top of me and we would have sex. I didn’t wear a condom because it added to the risk.”

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