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All women, everywhere are in possession of one – but it seems that a lot of us actually struggle when it comes to saying the word: 'vagina'.

In contrast to male genitalia, of which there are numerous throwaway phrases, women also feel uncomfortable coming up with an 'acceptable' reference for their sex organs.

Even the word 'penis,' somehow seems far more ordinary and everyday. 

According to a survey of 1,000 women and released this week by Ovarian Cancer Action, two-thirds of those aged 18 to 24 would be too embarrassed to even use the word vagina at their doctor’s office.

Which is in contrast to older ladies over the age of 65: just one in ten in that age bracket reported the same thing.

More than half of younger women – 57 percent – would also rather just Google their symptoms than visit their GP to talk about vaginas and vulvas.

Ovarian Cancer Action, a British charity, did the survey to encourage younger women to speak up about their gynecological health. 

In Ireland, ovarian cancer is the fourth most common strain affecting women: more than 300 new cases are diagnosed annually.

Although relatively rare, some of us carry a genetic mutation that makes us more susceptible to developing the disease.

Angelina Jolie earlier this year revealed that she had undergone preventative surgery – having her ovaries and breasts removed – because she was a high-risk candidate. 



Bressie and Roz Purcell have been together for a while now, so she obviously felt they were close enough so that she could get away with drawing a massive penis on his back and sending him off to the gym.

And of course, being Bressie, he walked around topless in the gym (we NEED to find out which gym this is!). He took to Twitter yesterday to give us some advice:

“Life tip. If your girlfriend draws a tattoo on your back innocently make sure to inspect. Just walked around the gym with a penis tattoo”

Well played, Roz. Well played.



Andre Johnson took a lot of drugs earlier this year, and decided to cut off his own penis and jump off a building in Hollywood. Nevertheless, he says “I was in complete control.”

Sure you were, Andre.

The rapper, who is affiliated with the Wu Tang Clan explains how he came to his decision: “I cut it off because that was the root of all my problems. My solution to the problem was the realisation that sex is for mortals, and I am a god… Those kinds of activities got me into trouble, and I came here to be a god.”

Ok then…. Unfortunately for Andre, the doctors couldn’t save what was left of his nether regions, but on the bright side, “it still gets hard, the little bit that I got. I still got some penis that works. It’s not the size of the prize; it’s the motion of the ocean. There’s no mystery to it, but they couldn’t reattach it. A penis is a penis is a penis. I wasn’t having that much sex up to that point anyway.”

Well, we do love positive attitude! Andre knows he is lucky to be alive: “That was just my response to the demons. They were doing their best to get me, but being alive solidified my thoughts… I’m alive, penis or no penis.”

The rapper, who was already a father-of-two welcomed a baby daughter into the world two weeks after his ordeal and had apparently been researching vasectomies around the time of the incident. It's safe to say he won't be needing one anymore. Ouch.