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Pay-Day Purgatory. That middle time during the worst month of every year where you literally forget the concept of monetary transactions because money does not exist in your life anymore.

Spare change? Goodbye.

Contactless card? Forget it, gal.

Online shopping? You're delusional.

pay me jenny slate GIF

The days of being financially independent are long gone. Winter is here.

None of us can recall a time where we could 'spot' our friends for food, or the blissful moment when you don't have to check your balance because you're aware that it ain't empty. (Rarely happens but for some unicorns apparently it exists)

Those were the days…but now we're trapped in Pay-Day-Purgatory, land of the tense and agonising wait to be paid. Those last few days where all you can do is sit in your home and mope, because moping is free. 

 life vs GIF

1. Looking in long-lost-lands…

2. Time no longer has meaning

3.  Have centuries passed or is that just us?

 4. We're getting snappy, to say the least

5. We've even turned to milk for guidance

6. There's not much time left to wait, but we don't know if we can hold on much longer…

7. When dat sweet, sweet coin finally hits the bank, those heart eye emojis will be let LOOSE

8. Let's be grateful we're not American federal workers right now, those people need prayer

9. We'll be like Mario himself collecting those beautiful golden coins the SECOND the cash slides itself into our banking DMs

10. We're being majorly left on read by pay day…Not cool

11. Let's be honest, we really shouldn't be trusted with money in the first place, should we?

12. Finally, we'll leave you with a soporific lullaby to put your worries to bed…Pay day will come. Eventually. From the ashes. Maybe. 

The countdown continues anew, once again we wait in the darkness by the frosty window, trying to remember a time when we could wave our bank cards and expect something in return.

Shout out to January for being an absolute B*TCH.

pay me GIF by The Late Show With Stephen Colbert



OK, we’re being very nosey but…

The net worth of Ireland’s most famous celebrities has been revealed – and we’re just dying to know!

According to The Sunday Times’ 26th Annual Rich List, Irish mega band U2 still has the top spot of Ireland’s richest entertainers with a fortune of €516 million.

Lend us a few quid Bono…

Larry and the lads are closely followed by Lord of the Dance Michael Flatley, who takes second place with a cool €233 million.

We knew we should have kept up those Irish Dancing lessons!

Irish singer/songwriter, Enya, is ‘sailing away’ with around €106million.

One Direction star Niall Horan entered the list for the first time last year and, at only 20-years-old, is already sitting pretty with a net worth of €17 million.

1D still have a lot of catching up to do to take over from U2, however, as their combined wealth is a mere €84 million!

Former Girls Aloud singer Nadine Coyle has remained the same as last year with a net worth of €7milliion. Not too shabby!

The chart of Britain and Ireland’s top 50 music millionaires is in the Sunday Times Rich List 2014 this weekend.