Jack Rowe might be an 18-year-old Twitter hit now, but back in 2007 he was SpongeBob SquarePants’ most committed fan.
The Mayo lad recently found a SpongeBob diary written by his nine-year-old self and, naturally, took to Twitter to share the news of his hilarious discovery.
The diary contains epic quotes like “Dear SpongeBob, I wish I was yellow like you and have holes in my body just like you” and “I would like to see [Squidward] nice to you and Pat but I think that will never ever happen.” Bless!
And as it turns out Jack wasn’t alone in his obsession with the porous cartoon character as he was actually part of an epic three-person SpongeBob-loving crew.
He told Buzzfeed his friend Fiona had a Sandy Cheeks diary which she used to update in the bathroom so her family wouldn’t see.
Take a look below at the SpongeBob diary below:
OKAY WHAT IS THIS???? I WAS SO MENTALLY UNSTABLE WHO HAS A SPONGEBOB DIARY WTF pic.twitter.com/jXhIf0hVH1
— jr (@JackkRowee) June 28, 2016