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Ever sit down to your morning fry and think "God, I wish there was Viagra in my sausages?"

Well, now there can be!

Save Our Sausages (or SOS) is a new campaign by the founder of Fathers4Justice, Matt O’Connor, and – in a bid to improve the state of male mental health – Matt has helped develop a brand of totally edible pork sausages which contain natural Viagra.

According to The Metro, these culinary delights are infused with L’Arginine, Horny Goat Week, Red Chinese and Siberian Ginseng, all of which assist those with erectile dysfunction.

Matt – who worked on the sausages with The Butchery – believes the product will help get British men talking about the hugely prevalent issues of depression, suicide and low testosterone.    

He says the new series of Cold Feet made him realise that humour is a great way to prompt discussions among men about difficult topics and so he thought the sausages would “help break the wall of silence”.

Fair play!

Feat image: Getty



Today, January 4, was a truly grim day for adults all over the country.

After almost two weeks of pretending the outside world just didn't exist, we were thrust back into the reality of early morning traffic, awkward chit-chat with colleagues and staring the clock down as 5.30pm approached.

Of course, if you're anything like us, you probably promised yourself that this year, things would be oh-so different. You'd jump out of bed with a spring in your step, before sitting down to a delicious breakfast of kale and water.

Or something like that. Here are a few of the lies we all most definitely told ourselves over the last 24 hours…

The night before
'I'll set my alarm for 6.30am, but I'll probably wake up naturally.'


'Who really NEEDS to get up early, though? There's no point. None.'


'I can totally survive on porridge and soup until payday comes around.'


'But spending all my remaining money on this juicer is an investment, really.'


'I'm meant to be off caffeine, but the Starbucks Red Cups will be all gone soon. Must avail.'


'Ah no, I have to have a slice of cake. Just to be polite like.'


'Gym time! I'll probably go, what, six more times this week?'


'Okay, that was hellish. I've earned this glass bottle of wine.'

wine drinking gif cougar town


'Again, I'll set my alarm for 6.30am, but I'll probably wake up naturally.'