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Some people love sexting while other people would rather die than send a suggestive text to a random guy or even their other half.

Whether you love it or hate it, do any of us actually have any idea if we're even good at it?

Different strokes for different folks and all that, but there are a definitely few key issues we should ALL keep in mind before closing our eyes, internally screaming and pressing send.

Here are the top ten tips for ensuring a cringe-free sext-fest.

1) Don’t do it if you’re not comfortable.

Like all sex, it’s meant to be a mutually pleasurable endeavour

2) Don’t get his name wrong.

This is vital

3) Don’t laugh at him.

Yes, he misspelled his own body part, but no one’s perfect.

4) Don’t mention the cringy move he tried in bed last week.

You didn’t look so hot that time you got stuck in your own bra, ya know.

5) Don’t promise a sexy photo and then send a photo of a cat.

Hilarious? Yes. Mean? Definitely.

6) Don’t take forever and a day to reply.

No likes to have sex amongst the tumbleweeds.

7) Don’t do it in the same room as anyone else.

Yes, it’s a little wild, but it’s also a lot weird.

8) Don’t be disappointed if he’s failing to turn you on.

Your ‘sexy’ puns and ‘saucy’ gags mightn’t be as stimulating as you think either, ya Casanova.

9) Don’t somehow find a way to argue in a sext, even if you think it’s cute.

It’s not, you’re being annoying.

10) Don’t forget to relax, have fun and practise as often as possible.

If you get good enough, you could soon add it to your CV. (You could, but don't.)

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We have learned by now to take a lot of the crazy things Sarah Silverman comes out with as a joke, but the actress and comedienne had us gearing up for a mega celebrity feud with her latest Instagram post.

Sarah, who is currently dating actor Michael Sheen, appeared to take a rather nasty dig at Michael’s ex, Kate Beckinsale, in her latest Instagram post.

Sharing a picture of herself in front of a big screen featuring Kate’s face, the 43-year-old wrote: “I can’t believe my boyfriend ever dated this PIG.”

Before you jump to conclusions though, Sarah’s Instagram post was all in the name of comedy!

Indeed, Sarah recently spoke of her ‘love’ for the Underworld actress, who has a 15-year-old daughter from her marriage to Sheen.

 

I can't believe my boyfriend ever dated this PIG

A photo posted by @sarahkatesilverman on

Appearing on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM radio show, Sarah said that far from being intimidated by Sheen’s string of beautiful exes, she takes it as a compliment.

“No, it’s more like, ‘Look at all these beautiful women and he loves me.’ It’s more like that, like, ‘Wow!’” she said.

Referring to Kate, Sarah added: “I love her. She’s hilarious…She’s really cool.”

Phew! That’s one potential catfight we can cross off the list!

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Very sad news this morning, as it has been reported that reality TV star Ryan Knight has died.

The 29-year-old, who starred in MTV’s The Real World: New Orleans, reportedly passed away on Wednesday following a night of partying with friends.

According to TMZ, friends of the star found him on Thursday morning.

The cause of death has not yet been disclosed to the media.

A number of Knight’s friends and former co-stars took to their social media accounts in the past 24 hours to express their sadness over the star’s tragic death.

Close friend Zach Nichols, who starred alongside Knight in The Challenge: Battle of the Seasons, paid tribute to him on Twitter, writing: “You lived your life in the fast lane, and your smile was contagious. My bunkmate, my buddy. Rest easy pal, I’ll miss you.”

Knight’s on-off girlfriend Jemmye Carroll also shared a heartbreaking message on Twitter, accompanied by a collage of some of their special moments together.

“Words will never be enough to justify the connection we shared and the pain I will forever feel. RIP,” she wrote.

Such sad news. Our thoughts are with his family and friends. 

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When it comes to retro sweets, Love Hearts are the old reliable.

With nostalgic messages like "Page Me" and "Be Mine," we always knew what we were getting with the humble heart-shaped candy. Now though, manufacturer Swizzels have done the unthinkable and updated the sweets for their 60th anniversary.

Did nobody tell them that we don't like change?!

You can now expect to see "Swipe Right," "YOLO" and even "Totes Hilair" next time you buy a pack of the sweets. Lads, it's all just so… MODERN.

As part of a Swizzels competition, entrants were asked to submit their ideas for phrases to be etched on the new batch of Love Hearts, with 14 winning messages chosen:

So does this mean "Fax Me" is gone? But we loved that one… *weeps*

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Shia LaBeouf has claimed that he was sexually assaulted while taking part in a week-long L.A performance art project which allowed members of the public a one-on-one encounter with the Transformers star.

The 28-year-old actor claims the assault took place last February when, as part of the project, the actor sat silently in a room wearing a tuxedo and a paper bag over his head.

According to the Lawless star, a woman entered the room and proceeded to assault him on Valentine’s Day this year.

Commenting on the shocking event, Shia said: “One woman who came with her boyfriend, who was outside the door when this happened, whipped my legs for ten minutes and then stripped my clothing and proceeded to rape me.”

The traumatised actor went on to comment on the effect it had on both himself and his girlfriend saying: “It really hurt her as well, as I guess the news of it travelled through the line. When she came in she asked for an explanation, and I couldn’t speak, so we both sat with this unexplained trauma silently. It was painful.”

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Russell Brand and ex-wife Katy Perry began dating in September 2009, got engaged a mere three months later on New Years Eve and married in India the following year, but it seems Russell has suffered severe amnesia and has absolutely no idea who Katy is anymore.

In a bid to educate himself on American holiday Thanksgiving, Russell chatted with kids in the States who kindly agreed to school the actor and comedian on their favourite national holiday, but things got kind of awkward kind of quickly.

When Russell asked one school child who she would invite to Thanksgiving dinner, the answer she gave seemed to leave the 39-year-old just a little rattled.

When the little girl responded with a shy ‘Katy Perry’, the normally quick-witted star appeared momentarily stunned before quickly mumbling “Katy Perry? I don’t know who that is." Surely, he could have come up with something a bit better than that?

When another young girl said she’d invite Ariana Grande, Russell insisted he knew exactly who she was, only making his slight against Katy all the more obvious.

Surely, Russell could have gotten into the holiday spirit and said something nice about Katy to her young fans, no?

 

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It’s easy to think that global superstars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have the perfect life.

The recently-married couple are acclaimed actors, share six beautiful children together and live a life most of us can only dream about, so it’s nice to see they’re the same as every other couple on the planet, ie they fight from time to time.

The couple were photographed arguing on the balcony of a Sydney hotel and it seems like tempers were really starting to flare.

A frustrated Brad was seen throwing up his hands in irritation while in other shots Angelina looks contrite and upset. The Oscar-winning actress then went on to smoke a cigarette, a habit of his wife’s which Brad reportedly hates, considering Angelina's recent mastectomy and cancer struggles.

The heated debate took place the day of Angie’s Unbroken world premiere and may go some way to explaining the tension that was reported between the two actors at the event later that evening.

Speaking to In Touch, a witness said: “You could tell something was wrong. They were distant with each other. And once they were done promoting her film, they went their separate ways; Brad in one private jet.”

Hmmm…we hope it was something easily remedied!

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As the colder weather sets in, our bodies tend to get a bit of a shock. Even though us Irish ladies are well used to the chill outside, freezing temperatures can still be hard to deal with.

As well as getting duller, drier skin at this time of year, we are also more prone to pesky illnesses like coughs and colds. 

With a few extra measures to look after your body, you'll stay bright eyed and bushy tailed all winter long…

Winter woe: A cold that just won't go away
If you're prone to getting sick the very second the temperatures drop, some preparation is key this year.

Wrap up warm and include more immune boosting foods like spinach, pulses, citrus fruits and red peppers in your diet. Give your system a fighting chance by stocking up on supplements like vitamin C and echinacea, too.

Winter woe: Unusual tiredness, even when you're getting enough sleep
We tend to have less of a spring in our step in the winter months – make sure you're not oversleeping and that you're getting enough fresh air. Eight to nine hours a night is a good benchmark, and try to fit in a stroll outside even if it's bleedin' freezing. Your body will thank you!

Carb-loading might seem like a great solution when you're cold and in need of comfort, but it will only make you feel bloated and sluggish, so try to supplement refined carbs with whole grains and fresh veg.

Winter woe: Chapped and peeling lips
Our lips lack oil glands and when exposed to the cold air they can dry out really easily.

Skip greasy glosses and try a more medicated lip balm like Carmex or Blistex to really soften your lips and keep them protected.

Winter woe: Dry and flaky skin
Vicious winds and freezing temperatures can wreak havoc with your skin. Applying a good day cream while your skin is still slightly damp from the shower is a great way to lock in moisture. You may need to step up your skincare routine at this time of year – exfoliating at least once a week is important to stop dry skin cells from blocking your pores.

As for moisturiser, look for one with SPF and keep in mind that the sun's rays can still be harmful during the colder months. A good night cream will also go a long way to ensuring your skin gets a much needed moisture boost while you're sleeping.

Winter woe: Cracked and chapped hands
Extremities like our hands and feet can suffer in colder weather, and although we'd never step out without shoes on, we often forget our poor fingers!

Wear gloves whenever possible when you're out and about – try mittens than can be changed into fingerless gloves, so that you can still work that touchscreen phone with ease. Keep a good non-greasy hand cream on your desk or in your handbag and use it a few times a day, especially after washing hands.
 

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It seems like the death of friend and Fashion Police co-star, Joan Rivers, has affected Kelly Osbourne more deeply than we might have realised.

The star has openly discussed her grief at the passing of the veteran comedienne and even broke down during a TV interview earlier this month when sharing memories of the star, but recent reports have suggested that Joan’s death may be having a negative effect on Kelly’s sobriety.

Ozzy and Sharon’s daughter has made no secret of her past struggles with alcohol and substance abuse, but, unfortunately, it seems like her past demons may be making an unwelcome reappearance.

The star, who recently turned 30, was seen this month in West Hollywood club, The Nice Guy, downing drinks and becoming increasingly more drunk.

A source, speaking to In Touch Weekly, said: “She was struggling to walk normally. She had been knocking back gin and tonics with her pals for hours. They drank until we closed- one of the guys she was with helped her get to the door.”

Kelly has spent time in rehab and drug treatment facilities in the past and claimed they helped her overcome these issues, so we hope she knows help is on hand if she needs it.

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With some of the biggest nights of the year ahead, the pressure of choosing the perfect party dress can get a little overwhelming.

Rather than grabbing the first on-trend piece you see, shop for your body shape this year. You'll be oozing confidence – and Christmas sparkle!

Here are a few guidelines…

If you have an hourglass figure…
If your shoulders and hips are roughly the same width, with a smaller than average waist, you've got a gorgeous hourglass figure. Show off the smallest part of your body with cinched in waistlines and fit n' flare style skater dresses. 

An open neckline and a nipped waist make this dress party perfect:

Caitlin Drape Crepe Dress, €62, Oasis

Don't be afraid to show off those pins, either – this tunic skims your curves in all the right places:

Sparkle Tunic, €56, Warehouse

If you have a pear-shaped figure…
A small chest, and shorter legs that are wider at the hips and thighs make you a pear shape. Go for dresses with empire waistlines or higher cut waistlines that give the illusion of longer legs.

We love this structured two-piece style dress:

Pink Jacquard Overlay Dress, €55, Miss Selfridge

And this sequin dress will sit perfectly on a pear-shaped lady:

Scatter Sequin Dress, €107, Warehouse

If you have a boyish figure…
If you're straight up and down with a smaller chest, go for styles that drape or gather around the chest or waist to give you a curvy silhouette.

This dress will draw the eye to the top half of the body:

Lace Bodice 2 in 1 Dress, €73, Oasis

And with a smaller chest you can afford to have more beading and detail all over:

Silver Megan Bodycon Dress, €112, Miss Selfridge

If you're curvy…
High-impact curves can look super-sexy when styled just right. Go for semi-fitted dresses that hug in the right places.

This plunging neckline is covered by a sultry sheer mesh panel, meaning you won't be on boob-spill alert all night:

Black Textured Mesh Plunge Dress, €87, River Island

This wrap dress looks amazing on all figures, and the waist-tie sash shows off your curves to perfection:

Red Bird Wrap Dress, €22.99, New Look

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Kendra Wilkinson has had a lot of ups and downs with her husband Hank Baskett this year, and things have really come to a head this week.

The pair split dramatically last summer when it was alleged Hank had been cheating on his wife with transsexual model Ava Sabrina. 

The couple were apparently reunited earlier this month when Kendra agreed to take Hank back, but a lot of home truths have been revealed on camera during her stay in the Australian jungle for I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here.

In an emotional clip aired last night, the star revealed that Hank had suffered from depression during their marriage, and confessed she hadn't been there for him.

Speaking to her fellow contestants in the camp, Kendra opened up about the heartbreaking details. "The only thing I can really say is not paying attention to severe depression with my husband, I wished to God I had… you have to hear people's cries and I didn't."

The former Girls of the Playboy Mansion star also admitted she had ignored signs that all wasn't well with Hank's mental health. "He came to bed so many times crying and I wasn't there for him," she said. "It's something that's just been weighing on me for so long."

It's been an overwhelming few days for Kendra, who also broke down in tears when she received a care package from home including pictures of her two children, Hank Jr and Alijah. "I don’t know what hit me, I just started crying," she said of the emotional incident.

We hope the rest of her time in the jungle goes smoothly.

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Model Kelly Brook and her on-again off-again boyfriend David McIntosh are now very much ON, if the latest quotes are to be believed.

In an interview with The Sun, David claims that he and Kelly "can't stand being apart" and are "madly in love."

After a rocky couple of months, David says the couple "are back together now. That's the truth and that's because of love… Neither of us can help it, man. It's love, love, love."

Despite David's gushing words, it's hard to forget that as recently as two days ago the pair seemed to be moving on with new people. 

Kelly was rumoured to be seeing male model James Crabtree and the pair were even pictured together looking cosy over dinner. As for David, he was pictured out and about with First Dates star Jess Impiazzi earlier this week.

Sounds like a quick turnaround to us – but some investigation on social media also reveals that David was one of the few invited to a low-key lunch at London's Rules Restaurant for Kelly's 35th birthday at the weekend.

Although Kelly was careful not to post any snaps including David, her best pal Michael Evans did share this snap from the celebrations:

During their acrimonious split, Kelly and David had a number of heated exchanges over Twitter, but it's apparently all behind them now. "I was hurting man. I didn't even know. I said a lot of things that I didn't actually mean," said David to The Sun.

Hopefully they have worked things out for good this time!

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