Many of us have the unpleasant experience under our belt of dating an absolute snake. You know the one; the eternal f*ckboi who most likely ghosts you after slithering into your heart, who can't commit to a relationship and even cheats.
He's fluent in Parseltongue and has been a core member of the Slytherin Quidditch team for years.
His best mate is Draco Malfoy, he calls him 'Malfy' for short, and goes golfing with his dad Lucius every Saturday.
He wears Taylor Swift's snake print Reputation merch, but won't listen to her empowering tunes. He makes you pay for both of you on nights out, and flirts with your mates.
He gaslights the crap out of you, and gives double-handed compliments that are disguised as compliments.
Most likely he says he wants more space, even though you barely see him, and tries to argue that your relationship is casual instead of serious, no matter what the circumstances are.
Sounds familiar? Well, we've got some hiss-worthy revenge for you, best served cold.
The programme also asks participants to donate to it's conservation fund, to help Australian native wildlife by funding research and education. It's a Valentine's Day treat, if you ask us.
The zoo's general manager, Mark Connolly, said that the competition could give "someone unlucky in love … something else to celebrate on Valentine’s Day this year."
The winner gets to have a snake named after your slimy ex-conquest, and also an annual pass to visit your trashy snake in the zoo.
How adorable…the winner will be announced on Valentines Day to fit the romantic mood.
We can think of a fair few names to be put forward of men who have MAJORLY hissed us off, what about you ladies?
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