Ah, Freshers.

Look, most of us have been there and MANY of us have had the odd drunken night out (OK, there's been a lot of drunken nights out), but as always, college Freshers go to a whole new level.

We're going to call it a learning experience here, but just one note to future Freshers; don't eat chips off the dirty ground. Pleaseee.

Here's a look at how a few students got on in their first week back, and check out The Sun for the gourmet floor food…

This lad has it totally right, though: