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Your friends turn into completely different people on nights out. Your quietest friend suddenly turns into a maniac once she gets a blue WKD into her hand while the really opinionated girl gets very subdued once the alcohol hits. What is going on?! Here are the types of people your friends turn into on nights out:

1. The one that shouts in your ear
They’re not really aware of how loud they’re speaking and the gibberish that they’re coming out with. They don’t seem to be in control of their hands, any minute now they will spill their pint all over you.

Santana_&_Mercedes_shouting_at_her2. The creep
They seem to just vanish into thin air without  a trace left behind. They slither around like a snake looking for their prey. They spend most of the night roaming around the club looking for the appropriate guy or girl and giving them intense stares.

creepy-smile-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-27183. The one on laughing gas
They think that everything is absolutely hilarious and they’re constantly smiling at you. After a while it starts to get really annoying so you tell everyone else that you don’t know them.

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They’re the one that is constantly getting jelly shots and looks like they’re on drugs. They don’t “dance” per say they kind off just jump around with bundles of enthusiasm.

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They want everyone to look at them and always want to be the centre of attention. They will literally do anything to be the life of the party.

1393706232067_ah-life-of-the-party6. Too drunk to get in
They don’t even make into the club because they’re so drunk and spend the next half and hour arguing with the bouncerIf they could see themselves and how drunk they look, they wouldn’t let themselves in.

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They’re always looking for an excuse to start a fight. Anytime anyone even looks in your direction it’s grounds for them to fly off the handle.

tumblr_m85fotJJcl1ry10fwo1_5008. “This is my song!!”
They scream and shout when they hear a song: “OMG!! this is my song,” they drag everyone up onto the dance floor only to realise that it’s not the song they thought it was.

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You know their night is not going to end well…

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8. The sleeper
When they get really drunk  they start to get sleepy and you find them taking a kip in the corner.

pxeZtaT9. “What do you mean last orders?!”
They will do anything for just one more pint when the bar closes they don’t want the night to end

Airplane-gif10. Touchy feely
It’s as if they only realise they had senses and so they really enjoying touching things. They can’t get enough of touching their own body and when they’re talking to someone they always have to pat them on the shoulder or put their arm around them.

thi11. The cheater
They tell everyone that they’re so faithful to their boyfriend or girlfriend. As their friend you have to keep it a secret when you see them eating the face off every guy or girl in the club. Or if you don’t care you could ruin their relationship by taking a picture.

tumblr_mgimgugmPk1r7f39co1_50012. The hot mess
Their make -up is always running down their face and they end up walking around with no shoes on because one of their heels broke. They were mixing drinks and now they’re paying for it by getting sick on the street while they’re waiting for a taxi.

136371610347116257913. The emotional trainwreck
In combination with the hot mess this can be a real disaster. When they drink, everything just comes rushing out of them they can’t handle all the emotion. Be careful with what you say to them because anything could set off the waterworks.

520159314. The acrobat
They’re naturally flexible and will get up on top of tables or counters to show off their moves. God forbid there happens to be a dance cage or a strippers pool in the club.

q0fIFhx15. And then there’s … you

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You could be forgiven in thinking that perfection comes easy for Kim Kardashian.

The reality TV star is rarely seen with a hair out of place and always with a full face of perfectly contoured make-up.

However, we love her for this latest website update in which she shows a before and after selfie of a night out.

In one picture, Kim is seen looking (still gorgeous!) but more natural, with a bun and no make-up.

In the after pose we see her full amazing night-out attire.

We think this proves that Kimmy really is just like us! Apart from the designer wardrobe and multi-million dollar empire, obviously…

Well done on showing your fans that it’s not always glitz and glam, Kim!

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We’ve all met these people at least once on a night out at home, at Christmas or on the holidays, they will be there. In the club. Waiting for you.

1. The friend you haven’t seen for years.
You used to hang out with this person all the time, and as life progressed you slowly drift apart, when all of a sudden you’re holding their hair for them as they vomit or you’re dragging them away from a scrap, you begin realising why you stopped hanging out with them.

Friend_hug2.The ”one that got away”
We all have this person in our lives, that guy/gal who you were obsessed with for years, who you slowly became friends with and you know they’ll always be the one that got away.

3.The Douche from secondary school you hated.
God this ones a douchebag, I mean seriously, why do people like this guy.

 4.The distant relative
They’re your seventh cousin on your step-grandfather’s side twice removed, but they’re still family.

5.That one kid who never used to go out.
Holy s**t this kids out, what the hell, they never used to go out and now they’ve got a beer belly, damn uni changes people.

6.That guy/girl who never has their own cigarettes.
”Hey mate can you bum me a smoke?” Dear jesus they can afford to spend all that money on drink and they can’t buy a lousy pack of smokes?

7.That Guy/Girl who’s always Minesweeping drinks.
Crafty little b*****d, how the hell do they do it? You hate them for doing it but you secretly wish you could do it without being caught.

steal8.That guy/girl who’s minted
Buying drinks for everyone, five packets of smokes in their pocket, best clothes on all the time, brand new shoes, nice for some eh?

10.That Guy
Yeah that guy…

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Us girls go through a range of emotions on a night out. We’re sure you’ve felt some of these!

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1. You’ve just arrived at your friend’s house. Stroll in the door, say hi to her parents as if they were your own. Run up the stairs and before you even say hello you’re already head first in her wardrobe. Why is it that your friends always have the nicest clothes? 

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2. You’ve shaved your legs and they’re smooth as hell. A dress it is, it’d be a shame not to, a crime in fact. Everyone loves a bit of leg, and you’re hoping for the shift tonight too so it’ll probably help.

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3. Ok, outfit done. You proceed to start doing your make-up. Effort, but it has to be done. 

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4. Then it begins, you’ve had one glass of vino and you instantly remember something you’ve been told not to tell anyone but you continue to include everyone else in anyway. It’ll be fine, sure who are they going to tell? This one tiny drop of gossip quickly unfold into an on-running debate about whether you should take that job in House of Fraser or just accept that you’re going to become a stripper. The prospect of all that money is really starting to sound appealing to you.

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5. You’ve just painted your nails and you’ve done a really good job. And of course, 2 minutes later your bladder decides it needs the loo. But your nails aren’t dry yet? Sh*t.

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6. You’re more than half way through your drink now and you’re not even close to tipsy yet. Have I drank so much my tolerance has improved? Is that a good thing or a bad thing? Better drink some more. 

5 minutes later..

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7. The music is blaring, you’re definitely on your way, and then Iggy Azaela comes on. You automatically transform into a black woman and proceed to sing along to all the lyrics of ‘Fancy’. 

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8. Oh yeah, we’re buzzing now.

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9.  You’ve just checked the status of your Hailo taxi. It’s going to be here in 5 minutes. What to do? Shots. You have a plastic bottle filled with the rest of your drink at the ready and you’ve just applied your lippy. Let’s go.

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10. You’re in the taxi and you’ve asked Mr Taxi Man to kindly turn the radio on. Beyonce – Unreal. Why don’t I sing professionally? Why am I still in college when I could be doing what Queen Bey does? The taxi man is clearly loving it too.

11. You’re out of the taxi now. You say goodbye to Frank and wish him luck explaining to his daughter he wasn’t able to get her the birthday present she asked for. Plastic bottle in hand and you shimmy on down the alley to finish the rest of your drink before you have to join the dreaded queue.

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12. You stroll up to the queue rustling around your bag to try and find your I.D. Hang on..

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13. You’re in. First stop, the bar.

14. You’ve just ordered your vodka cranberry before spotting Ridey Ride McRiderson to your right. You don’t want to speak to him, you’ve only just arrived and you want to see what else is on offer.

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15. Drink in hand, to the dance floor you go. You and your friends have strategically formed a circle of security, all your bags are dumped into the middle. Such a relief, that bag was definitely the reason you were feeling off balance. Now, time to own this dance floor. 

But in fact, you look like this..

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16. Better drink some more vodka.

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17. You’re out in the smoking area with a few of the girls. You see a group of guys approaching, you all get chatting with one another. After 2 minutes you’re bored. It’s a shame the personality doesn’t match their looks, they had potential. Hmm.. Need to pee again.

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18. So you and two of the of the girls have managed to squeeze into the one cubicle. Where there’s a will, there is most definitely always a way. You’re all in the middle of much needed DMC and some inconsiderate wagon is outside banging on the door with her pal.

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19. A quick reapplication of some powder, lippy and mascara and you’re ready to go. Better get the shift before I leave, I look unreal.

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20. So Ridey Ride McRiderson is no where to be seen. You’ve come to the conclusion you’re going to end up alone, you’ll have 27 cats, a fish and a never ending supply of Ben & Jerry’s ice-cream. Doesn’t really seem all that bad does it?

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21. You come back to find that one of the girls has disappeared with the guy she’s been playing tonsil tennis with for the whole night. It’s grand, she’ll be fine. Another is having a power nap in the corner of the dance floor. It’s grand, she’ll be fine. Your mate wants to get another drink but funds are low. It’s pretty late now and everyone’s agreed to bail. 

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22. After you’ve finished demolishing the best 3 in 1 you’ve had in your life all you want to do is crawl into your bed. You carefully get up and you all start making your way towards the taxi rank. Your feet are that sore they’ve gone numb. Your knee is bruised. How and when did that happen? Walking is so strenuous at the moment that you literally can’t even.

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23. You have a little snooze in the taxi and before you know it you’re right outside your front door. Your automatic reaction is to shush everything. Why does everything have to make so much noise? Things are so loud, how rude.

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24. Ahh.. Bed. My trusted friend, full of satisfaction and dreams. 

25. The next morning is always the toughest part of a night out. Your head is spinning and your vision is so blurry there’s a strong possibility you’re still drunk. Where’s the dog, I need attention and love, lots of attention and love.

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Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance and Hunger. Every girl has had a really bad night out at some stage, maybe you’ve just broken up with someone and realised you are not quite as ‘over’ them as you think, maybe you had one to many Jägerbombs, or perhaps you were just fighting with the girlies. Whatever it was these are the 7 stages you will go through the morning after the night before. Ugh.

1. Denial

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So after you’ve woken up all the memories from last night come rushing back. There is no way you peed outside, or flirted with the bouncer. No no no. Those things didn’t  happen. This is your denial stage – where deep down you know you did all those things but your not quite awake enough to accept your own stupidity.

2. Hunger

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Deal with your denial with a chicken fillet roll. Hangover day is the only day its okay to queue for your breakfast in Centra. You feel a bit dirty after that. But dirty in the good way. Now that you’ve got a bit of food in you its time to deal with the rest of the stages.

 

3. The Facebook stage

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Ahh Facebook, you’ll be my friend- show me that everything isn’t as bad as I think it is. You have your chat turned off because you don’t want people to know how long you spend on it. Time to stalk the crap out of the guy you shifted last night and wonder if everyone else’s night was way better then yours. It was. Goddammit.

4. Anger

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Why did you even go out last night. You’re already doing less then average in college and now you have absolutely nothing done for the week ahead. It wasn’t even worth going out, that lad you shifted wasn’t even that good looking. You let yourself down and its all your own fault. Anger is the worst part- Its where you ring your friends to rant but nobody really cares.

5. Bargaining

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Maybe it all wasn’t so bad… he wasn’t that bad – like the shift was kind of nice. And when you see him in college he’ll most likely have forgotten all the ridiculous things you said. You’ll make up with her eventually – like when you called her a skanky hoe she knows you probably didn’t even mean it.

6. Depression

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This is the worst stage. Not only do you regret what you did last night but you start to ponder life all your life choices. Why did you pick your degree? Will you get a job or end up moving to Australia? You don’t even like Australia. You’ll miss your mum. They might not have chicken fillet rolls there. You’ll probably never have a decent relationship. Or any relationship for that matter. Who would ever go out with you? Depression is the worst stage. But its only up from here.

7. Acceptance

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Its evening by the time you reach this stage. You’ve stuffed yourself and can only feel so bad. A fresh week. Exercise, lectures, no drinking, healthy eating and early to bed.

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We all know the pain of getting ready for a night out, what will you wear? Where is your favourite dress? Didn’t you wear that last weekend? How will you wear your hair? Where are your extnesions? Oh Goddddd!!

1. “Ughhhhhhhh, it’s 5 o’clock. Two hours until I have to start getting ready. I should really wash my hair. Nahhh I don’t need to wash my hair I’ll chill here for two hours then I’ll start.”

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2. “Oh God I hate the Kardashians”

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3. “Why aren’t I a Kardashian???”

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4. “Okay time to get ready!”

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5. “I’ll start brushing my hair – Oh shit it is so greasy! Why didn’t I have a shower!”

6. “I’ll get the dry shampoo….where is it?…ah whatever I’ll get the talc. Where is the talc?”

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7. “WHERE IS THE TALC????”

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8. “Okay I need to calm down…I’ll get the scissors and cut it open. There will be something in it!”

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9. “I now look like i have grey hair…whatever..moving on”

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10. “Ah shit…I forgot to do my bloody tan..time for some Sun Shimmer”

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11. “MAKE UPP TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (sang in a loud out of tune vocal)”

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12. “Let’s plug in the iPod and select ‘Getting Ready’ playlist..yeah not my first time ladies”

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13. “I’ve got a pocket got a pocket full of sunshine…oh….oh oh oh”

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14. “Moisturize, primer and foundation pleaseeeee”

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15. “Going to put on as much foundation as humanly possible”

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16. “Eye makeup…let me put on a tutorial…”Angelina Jolie eyeshadow”..there we go…ah shit”

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17. “Look nothing like her but what can you do…(phone rings)…I can’t talk”

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18. “Ohhhh what’s on the telly, I’ll just sit down till the next break…(half an hour later) NOOOO”

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18. “I love this white dress…great…it is covered in tan…where is my top? MUM WHERE IS MY TOP?”

19. ” I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR???? AHHHHHHHHH”

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20. “My lift is on the way crap, crap, CRAP”

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21. “Yeah I’ll be down in a sec..(15 minutes later)…sorry two secs…”

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22. “I.D, makeup, phone, money, card…DRINK”

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23. “Oh I look like shit… (pouts in mirror)..whatever”

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24. “I can’t walk in these heels why do I wear them? Whyyy?”

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25. “(arrive at pre drinks) Ugh don’t look at me I look like absolute crap”

26. “(1 hour later while intoxicated) I look amazing! Going to get the shift tonight….YEAHHHHHH”

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