Little white lies Irish women tell their boyfriends
Men constantly complain about how complicated women are. The fact of the matter is, we’re really not. In fact, most of the time we’re fairly easy to decode, understand and please, you’re probably just not totally sure what’s going on in our minds. So, to help you, here is a list of things we say that are definitely lies.
1. “I’m Fine”
Ooh, she is 100% NOT fine!
2. “No Presents Please… It’s grand”
For the love of humanity, get the girl a present!
3. “Oh these legs, nah they’re just naturally this smooth and shiny.”
LIES, IT’S ALL LIES. We did not just wake up with legs that could feature on a Gillette Venus ad. It’s tough maintenance, sometimes painful, always annoying.
4. “I’ve absolutely no make up on”
If we didn’t, you would know.
5. “No, I Don’t Creep On Other Men..ever”
Just like you don’t creep on any other women..oh wait.
6. “I’m not drunk…”
Sometimes I LIKE sleeping on the bathroom floor, gotta problem with that?
7. “Penneys, €5”
This one might be true, or it could have been 120 euro in Topshop.
8. “I’m not into gossip”
…But did you HEAR about Mary?!
9. “My dad really likes you”
Nope.
10. “I’m OK”
See number one.
11. “There’s nothing I’d change about you..”
Except maybe the hair, clothes…and the laugh can go too.
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