The 15 types of men all women will date in their lifetime


Here are the types of guys that every girl will encounter during their lives at one point or another:

1. Overly attached
We’ve all had this one, the one that’s constantly texting you and Facebooking you to see how you are. At first, you really do like all the attention and affection, but after a while it really gets annoying and starts to creep you out. You know you have to break up with them, but you’re worried they will go crazy when you do.


2. The slob
When you first meet them, they scrubbed up pretty well and actually made an effort. Two months into the relationship they’re are so comfortable in your presence they don’t care how they look. Anytime you go over, the house is a mess and their wearing  sweatpants and a t -shirt that is way to big for them.


3. The best friend
You were drunk one night and sparks flew and  thought it was a great idea. Everything went downhill from there and you didn’t even last two weeks. You know each other so well that it’s unbearable being boyfriend and girlfriend together. All you want is to just go back to being friends again.


4. The model
They are way out of your league and you count your blessings when you’re with them. Eventually you realise how vein they are and how they have absolutely no personality. They’re amazing in bed and you can say to the grandchildren when you get older “I tapped that”, if you have that sort of relationship with your grandchildren?


5. The gym freak
They basically live in the gym and are constantly obsessing over how many carbs they had today and the amount of protein bars they ate. You always see them in sweatpants/yogapants and earphones in. They have a cracking body, but they spend more time in the gym than they do with you.


6. The car lover
They spend all their time,  money and effort on their baby, meaning their car. They are always upgrading it and getting new parts. They can never miss an episode of Top Gear and if they actually put as much time and effort into the relationship as they do with their car, you would probably still be with them.


7. Dumb and Dumber
They aren’t the brightest tool in the shed and when someone tells a joke, it takes them forever to get it. In fairness, that wasn’t the reason you got with them in the first place, but every now and then you wonder if they actually ever went to school because of some of the stuff they do is just tragic…


8. The asshole
When you first  meet them you like their attitude and how they don’t take shit from anyone, but over time you realise how bad a person they actually are. They are constantly giving out about someone and things turns bad for you if you don’t agree with who they hate.


9. The psycho
You mistake their psychotic tendencies for being a person with great energy. They’re always the first to do something crazy on a night out and after a while of being with them, they start to request to do weirder and weirder stuff in bed. They’ll end up doing the most outrageous things to show much they love you.

sammi-sammy-jersey-shore-crazy-gif10. The shy one
On the complete other end of the spectrum is that really shy person that for some reason or other you’re attracted to their shyness. You know they’re completely genuine and you don’t have to worry about them cheating on you. Although, they never voice their frustrations or talk about how they feel so you don’t really know where you stand.


11. The scab
When it comes to birthdays and anniversaries they really live off the saying it’s the thought that counts.  They say that they‘re broke, yet they  got a new phone last week. When it comes to presents, the furthest they go is getting you an empty card, not even a scratchcard…


12. The alcoholic
They are always great to be around on a night for and hour or two but after midnight they go way overboard and they will drink anything and everything. You’re the one who has to deal with the carnage after a night out and the one who pats their back when they’re puking on the street.


13. Mr. Forgetful
They can’t remember when you got together and they’ll always forget your birthday…


14. Suave and sophisticated
They have an undeniable swagger and sophistication about them and you are pulled in by their lore. Whether they’re a man or woman they will always be polite and courteous. They can be quite forward sometimes and they say exactly what they think of you. Sometimes you just don’t want to hear the truth.


15. The cheat
The less said about this one the better. You always had a sneaky suspicion that they were up to something behind your back. Their dubious texts, strange behavior and denial of any wrong doing. Of course, there is really only one thing to do in this situation….. Revenge?

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