You would think we all have enough to think about on a first date than having to worry about doing a number two in your date's loo. 

But one girl's traumatic experience in the bathroom of her potential new man is the stuff of actual nightmares. 

Worrying about your hair, your make-up and your outfit is more than enough to keep you occupied but worrying about a piece of your own excrement is actually too much to handle. 

I have a story to tell. It is about my poop

— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016

I am a confident, calm and self assured woman…so I felt comfortable popping in his bathroom. This was a mistake. His toilet did not flush

— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016

By this point, I was really frantic because I had been in there for too long. There was only one single piece of poop. So in that moment

— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016

I realized I didn't have a plan. What do I do with it now? I can't fucking leave it there. By this point I was REALLY freaking out because

— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016

In multiple layers of toilet paper, and put it in my purse

— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016

Him: you're so beautiful. The moment you smiled at me,u had me
Me: that's really sweet
Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse

— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016

At this point, I text my sister for advice pic.twitter.com/lMeX55iiH4

— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016

Try to flush the poop. So I brought my purse up to the washroom. Unwrapped the poop, prayed to every god I know, put it in and flushed

— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016

So that's my story. A man, sat there telling me I'm the most amazing woman he's ever met, not knowing, 10 feet away in my purse, was my poop

— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016

That I'd fished out of his toilet…

— misunderstood worm (@_blotty) March 22, 2016

Yeah, we are obviously living for the movie version of the epic tale to come out.