Britney and Ellen’s mall messin’ is the funniest thing you’ll see today

At one point or another everyone has dreamed of what it must be like to live like the rich and famous.

But while most people focus on how their newfound wealth could transform their lives, many forget that with celebrity status comes the freedom to get away with doing things the average Joe Soap cannot.

In this latest clip from The Ellen Show, Ellen DeGeneres and Britney Spears run amok in a mall because, well, they can.

Highlights include running up downward facing escalators, receiving 100 percent discounts on suits, letting everyone know how famous they are, taking handfuls of sprinkles for a walk and forcing a random person to take money from a fountain on their behalf.

Check it out below: