5 GUARANTEED responses if agony aunts channelled your own BFF

Lifestyle

Apr 4, 2016

We all know Agony Aunts are renowned for dishing out sage advice, and with a few perfectly-worded sentences generally make the public feel better about ourselves, our twisted love triangles and our obsession with everything avocado-related.

The absolute QUEENS of tough love, the most accomplished of agony aunts can tell you to cop yourself on without making you feel like a right old eegit, can't they?

But what if they really said what they were thinking? What if they dished out the same advise our BFFs do when they've gone hell for leather on a bottle of vino?

We're no experts, but we think it might look a little something like this…

1. "I post a series of work-out photos every Sunday morning, but I'm losing Facebook friends. What am I doing wrong?"

If I was to hazard a guess, I'd say it would be that. Maybe just stop?

2. "I get a Starbucks every day, but absolutely hate the taste of coffee. Should I stop and just admit I prefer Capri Sonnes?"

No. Are you a millennial or not? Suck it up and drink it down, you.

3. "I've been going to spin class for 18 months, but I still don't know how to work the resistance knob on the bike. Am I alone here?"

No. No one has any idea what's going on in Spin class. Everyone's trying to avoid the chub-rub from the saddle and couldn't care less about the knob. Where IS the knob?