The secret things guys do that girls don’t know
Our guy sources reveal what they do when the girl folk aren’t around…
We do urinate in a whirlwind motion and flush the toilet early in order to race it to the end…
We sometimes fantasise about your female friends….yerp
We delete our search history’s and cache…
We like to see how high we can pee in a communal urinal…
We remember things based on familiarity so if you tell us the name of your best friend’s new boyfriend, we have literally have forgotten it 5 seconds later.
We sometimes pretend to be asleep, because you’re talking about shoes or something…
Boobs are our weakness….
We have found it funny to leave our socks on during sex…
We will never ask for directions because we were rocking the independent vibe way before Beyonce and her cronies came along…
We spend an hour in the jacks, not for space or me time, just because it’s that enjoyable…
We can multi task…we just don’t do it so you can have your little joke time.
We love taking advantage of man flu when it comes along…
We never admit we’re wrong, because…
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