Hate your ex? Now you can name a cockroach after him


Have you been hurt by an awful ex recently? Have you been left reeling right before Valenetine’s Day? Well, we may have just the thing…

Although you didn’t think you’d be getting your jerk ex a gift this year, you are – you are going to name a cockroach after him! San Francisco Zoo are offering you the chance to ‘adopt’ a cockroach by donating money and getting cuddly toy in return, and a cockroach named after your ex.  

According to the zoo, adopting the cockroach will mean that hopefully you’ll never have to encounter one in your live life ever again: "Your Adopt-an-Animal donation will be used to support these amazing insects and further the San Francisco Zoological Society’s mission to connect people to wildlife, inspire caring for nature, and advance conservation action. And with a little luck, this generous donation will release your bad love life karma so that you never have to encounter a cockroach again.”

We like their thinking…Have you got anybody who deserves a cockroach named after them?