Gwyneth Paltrow recommends a ‘gold dildo’ and we are so DYING

Look, Gwyneth Paltrow is far from the girl next door, so we're never going to take her relationship advice or lifestyle guidance as gospel, but even she's gone one step too far this time, ladies.

In a relationship and sex-focussed issue of the star's online newsletter, readers are invited to splash out a whopping $15,000 on a gold-plated dildo. (Because our vaginas deserve the best, obvs.)

Explaining why they thought we might need such an item in our bedside locker, the good folk behind ye olde Goop said: "We will never recommend something that we don't love and think worthy of your wallets and your time. Ultimately, we value your trust above all things."

But if you're not down with splashing the equivalent of a house deposit on a sex toy, Gwen has got you sorted on so many other fronts!

In the market for a black and gold whip for a cool $535? Gwen and her squad can point you in the right direction. Or maybe you're more of a 'vibrating necklace that turns into nipple clamps' kinda gal? Don't worry, Gwen's down with that too.

From fetishist's beginner's kits to feather ticklers, Goop is your one-stop-shop when it comes to the no pants dance, gals.

Not interested? Yeh, us neither.

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