First Dates: Twitter is NOT impressed with one guy’s chit-chat

Entertainment

Apr 13, 2016

When it comes to a first date, there are certain things we all know that you just DON'T talk about; politics, religion and your ex's….bits.

But if last night's episode of First Dates is anything to go by, it looks like that particular memo never reached poor old Paddy, and it's fair to say Twitter is NOT impressed.

After being paired with 37-year-old Heather, the 42-year-old graphic designer soon learned that his new date was a vegetarian, and then it all goes to hell in a bucket.

Making what has to be the biggest faux pas in First Dates history, Paddy decides to compare the smell of fish to the smell of his ex's…well, you know what we're getting at here.

"Years and years ago, I was dating this girl – not dating, I was seeing this girl – and she was quite domineering and I found it a bit scary. I won’t go into all the details. But… it stank. And you don’t like fish," the ever-charming Paddy told his gobsmacked date.

Unsurprisingly, Twitter had an ABSOLUTE field date and happily went to town on the man who actually thinks the smell of female genitalia is appropriate first date fodder.

First date and a man tells you his ex's foof smelt like fish?? Seriously tho im screaming why?#FirstDates

— booboo (@beckyboohowells) April 12, 2016

OMG! Did he just tell his date a girl he once dated her fanny stank of fish what the actually?? #firstdates on a dinner date?

— lexi lou (@lexilou26) April 12, 2016