Vicki Pattison’s perspective on sex and relationship is…interesting

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Having recently stunned the public by revealing she'd rather chill out in the bath alone than get down and dirty between the sheets, former Geordie Shore star, Vicky Pattison, has shown no signs of backtracking on her comments.

In fact, the stunning 27-year-old has elaborated further on her current low sex drive, admitting that a lively sex life would play havoc with her pampering routine and may even get in the way of her favourite pastime.

Explaining that the no-pants-dance sometimes requires a little forward planning, Vicky said: "No sex, thanks. It would mean having to shave my legs and I can't be bothered."

As well as the effort of having to unearth her razor, the stunning brunette feels that sex only gets in the way of other relationship highlights, admitting: "Sex is my least favourite part of a relationship. I like the cuddles, a bit of necking on and a game of dominos."

Well, we're with her on the cuddles, but doesn't she mean a delivery of Dominos?!

Anyway, although despite having little to no interest in a little naked hugging, the reality TV star admits she gets lonely from time to time and wishes she had someone to pig out with, saying: "After a day’s work, it can be depressing going back to an empty hotel room. It would be nice to have someone to cuddle and share some Haribo with."

Wait, share? She's joking, right?

 

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