To think that Calvin Harris and his former love Taylor Swift always seemed so perfectly in love.
But it seems the whole experience of dating one of the world's most famous women has put the Scottish DJ off celebrities for life.
That and he reckons the Trouble singer-songwriter – slim, blonde and tall – was never his type anyway.
In fact, sources close to him exclusively told TMZ that the 32-year-old is now after the polar opposite of Ms Swift: think a sultry, curvy brunette.
The juicy deets? Well, they reckon that Calvin believes celebs are a narcissistic bunch, and all he wants is a normal girl. As for his type, he's thinking sexy Latina… a Sophia Vergara who is NOT famous.
The friends add that Mr Harris can't believe Tay-Tay dumped him so soon after his car accident.
He also says, according to the same sources, that the 26-year-old megastar was so obsessed with her life and career she felt put out whenever he had plans that conflicted with what she wanted him to do.
So there you go!
We await Ms Swift's response…