Husband creates a SPREADSHEET of his wife’s excuses not to have sex

We bet this husband won’t be getting any for a while!

After getting tired of his wife’s excuses not to have sex with him, this husband came up with the brilliant (read: stupid) idea of creating a spreadsheet.

The spreadsheet charts the dates and excuses made by his wife not to get down and dirty with him.

It was actually the wife that shared the image with the internet, uploading it to Reddit and writing: “Yesterday, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, husband sends a message to my work email which is attached to my phone. He’s never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up and it’s a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won’t miss me for the 10 days that I’m gone. Attached is a spreadsheet of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my ‘excuses’ using verbatim quotes of why I didn’t want to have sex at that very moment.”

Somehow, we’re thinking this didn’t help his cause much.