Life is a good thing and most people tend to act this way when they go about their lives… Sometimes however, an asshole strikes! They’re people who just want to find the shityness in everything. I mean why can’t they just be a bit more positive about things and not behave like a petulant child all the time.

1. Flying

What You See:
An amazingly convenient way to travel long distances, usually as a means of getting to or from a holiday. You know, that thing you do to get AWAY from stress and hassle?

What Jerks See:
A competition to see who can get on and off an airplane the fastest, no matter how many innocent bystanders you have to trample in the process. Additionally, an opportunity for full-grown adults to throw temper tantrums when the flying box that magically transports them anywhere in the world in a matter of hours isn’t ready at the EXACT time they said it’d be.

2. Driving

What You See:
A futuristic machine your ancestors would have sacrificed a limb just to ride in that also just so happens to make our modern way of life remotely possible.

What Jerks See:
Either a free pass to putter along in the fast lane going 20 MPH below the speed limit or AN ALL OUT DEMOLITION DERBY. MUST BEAT OTHER DRIVERS TO THE RED LIGHT! NONE SHALL PASS!

3. Going To The Pub

What You See:
A meeting place where friends and strangers alike can catch a buzz and enjoy each other’s company.

What Jerks See:
An oversized toilet where you can drink yourself unconscious, destroy other people’s property and pick fights with total strangers for no apparent reason.

4. Going To A Restaurant

What You See:
A dream-like scenario where, for a price, servants will bring you any food or drink you desire.

What Jerks See:
Shitty food from a shitty menu delivered by a shitty waitress with an attitude problem.

5. Going To The Cinema

What You See:
A place to respectfully watch new movies on mega-screens with the sound on full blast. Pure awesomeness.

What Jerks See:
A large room where you can play with your phone, converse with your friends and make a complete mess eating food you still complain is overpriced even though it’s been that way since before you were born.

6. Going To The Gym

What You See:
A one-stop-shop where you can access an array of fitness equipment you’d never be able to afford on your own any time you want.

What Jerks See:
A hot spot for picking up chicks, grunting in front of mirrors and pretending you honestly just forgot to wipe your ass sweat off every machine you touch.

7. Going To A Match

What You See:
Incredibly gifted athletes using their talents to compete against each other for your own personal amusement. Also national/provincial/town/etc pride!

What Jerks See:
Lots of enemies!! Let’s pick a fight with the people next to me and dump some beer on them!

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