Girl asks neighbours to stop having loud sex – their response is EPIC

Nov 3, 2016

There’s nothing worse than lying alone in your bed, trying to drift off to sleep to the sounds of your neighbours going at it like animals.

Of course, we’re way too chicken to have a quiet word, but US college student Jenna Levine is no such shrinking violet.

Jenna is enjoying newfound viral internet status this week, after sharing what happened when she plucked up the courage to ask her neighbours to quieten down their sex!

Jenna’s letter, which she slipped under her neighbour’s door, read:

“Hello neighbour,

Please have sex a little more quietly, please. Some of us are trying to nap and not be reminded of how alone I am…Feel free to make all the love you want. Just please, make it nasty at a lower volume.

Thank you!”

She may have been expecting it to stop; she may have even expected it to get louder – but she was not prepared for what happened next.

In fairness to Jenna’s neighbour, he or she responded with a letter of apology and a bar of chocolate!

The letter of response read:

“Dearest neighbours,

I’m so, so incredibly sorry about that. I didn’t realise how loud I was being, and ya know, sometimes having loud sex is low-key kinda hot, but obviously at your cost, which I apologise so sincerely for.

I’m so, so sorry, I hope this hasn’t occurred too often, and thanks so much for the incredible and hilarious card. I will for sure try to make it nasty at a significantly lowered level.

And hey, don’t you worry – you’re not alone forever. The right person will come along when the time comes. I was single for 18 years.

Haha. Once again, I apologise so sincerely and deeply. Sorry, Room 338.”