10 of the most ridiculous things Gwyneth Paltrow ever said

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People give Gwyneth Paltrow a hard time – mostly because she comes out with a LOT of ridiculous things. 

Like these gems:

1. “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin”

We have no doubt she is being 100% honest here.

2. “When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it’s like, ‘No, where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?”

Isn't it just the WORST?! How dare they!

3. “I would rather die than let my kids eat a Cup-A-Soup”

She saw Chris eat a Pot Noodle once and did an exorcism on him. 

4. “When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in my garden, my heart skips a beat”

It's the little (seriously posh) things, eh?

5. “You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It’s what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu”

She's laughing because she knows she's trolling us all. 

6. “We basically can’t live without Veganaise – it’s a little out of control”

Nights in at Gwyneth's are WILD. 

7. “I basically love anything that comes in a hot dog bun – except hot dogs”

Like tofu and Veganaise?

8. “I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be someone who makes $25,000 a year.”

No, nor should you Gwynnie, nor should you. 

9. “We have always conducted our relationship privately and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and co-parent, we will be able to continue in the same manner”

Consciously uncoupling is the rich man's "Get the F*** out of my house NOW"

10. “I was starting to hike up the red rocks, and honestly, it was as if I heard the rocks say, ‘You have the answers. You are your teacher.’ I thought I was having an auditory hallucination”

 

Oh, Gwynnie, never change!

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