People give Gwyneth Paltrow a hard time – mostly because she comes out with a LOT of ridiculous things.
Like these gems:
1. “I’d rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin”
We have no doubt she is being 100% honest here.
2. “When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it’s like, ‘No, where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?”
Isn't it just the WORST?! How dare they!
3. “I would rather die than let my kids eat a Cup-A-Soup”
She saw Chris eat a Pot Noodle once and did an exorcism on him.
4. “When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in my garden, my heart skips a beat”
It's the little (seriously posh) things, eh?
5. “You know, I use organic products, but I get [laser treatments]. It’s what makes life interesting, finding the balance between cigarettes and tofu”
She's laughing because she knows she's trolling us all.
6. “We basically can’t live without Veganaise – it’s a little out of control”
Nights in at Gwyneth's are WILD.
7. “I basically love anything that comes in a hot dog bun – except hot dogs”
Like tofu and Veganaise?
8. “I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be someone who makes $25,000 a year.”
No, nor should you Gwynnie, nor should you.
9. “We have always conducted our relationship privately and we hope that as we consciously uncouple and co-parent, we will be able to continue in the same manner”
Consciously uncoupling is the rich man's "Get the F*** out of my house NOW"
10. “I was starting to hike up the red rocks, and honestly, it was as if I heard the rocks say, ‘You have the answers. You are your teacher.’ I thought I was having an auditory hallucination”
Oh, Gwynnie, never change!