27 times an English translator failed miserably

It’s hard to believe that these signs actually passed some semblance of quality control, but… they did.

1. I hate all of you…

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2. Well which is it dammit… a walk or a run

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3. Fluent, clearly

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4. Those slippery crafty bastards…

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5. Google translate… Safe search off.

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6. Thank you I will

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7. Too… Many… Fails…

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8. Ah, the old bitch fest, eh?

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9. Visiting?

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10. That’s so kind of you!

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11. Ask the security guards, they’ll let you know

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12. No kids, don’t!

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13. In what now?

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14. Just take it somewhere else alright!

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15. Warning, party in my pants

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17. Hermaphrodite

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18. Just calm down…

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19. Fresh?!

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20. Makes sense

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21. I’d like to report myself lost/stolen please

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22. Wise words from Shakespearean time

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23. Face to palm

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24. We’ll just wait here till it’s finished so

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25. Yeah!

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26. Tripping balls

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27. No jokes, thanks

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