It’s hard to believe that these signs actually passed some semblance of quality control, but… they did.
1. I hate all of you…
2. Well which is it dammit… a walk or a run
3. Fluent, clearly
4. Those slippery crafty bastards…
5. Google translate… Safe search off.
6. Thank you I will
7. Too… Many… Fails…
8. Ah, the old bitch fest, eh?
10. That’s so kind of you!
11. Ask the security guards, they’ll let you know
12. No kids, don’t!
13. In what now?
14. Just take it somewhere else alright!
15. Warning, party in my pants
18. Just calm down…
20. Makes sense
21. I’d like to report myself lost/stolen please
22. Wise words from Shakespearean time
23. Face to palm
24. We’ll just wait here till it’s finished so
26. Tripping balls
27. No jokes, thanks
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