Let's face it – she's pretty much perfect.
After all, Victoria Beckham has made her own millions, is a style icon, has a perfect family and an amazing career – not to mention that gorgeous husband she's been married to for more than a decade-and-a-half.
Which is why we did a double-take when we spotted the designer with a large, mysteriously wet patch around her groin area.
Forming a perfectly oval stain, it certainly seemed like the 41-year-old didn't quite make it to the bathroom on time.
However, not least for someone so very prim and proper (she wasn't called Posh Spice for nothing) we're sure the dark area is the result of a spilled drink – something which was perhaps then exaggerated by the waiting photogs' camera flashes.
Victoria and David were socialising at her central London flagship outlet – hosting a swish party to mark the one-year anniversary of the store's launch.
A-list invitees included the likes of Ellie Goulding, Naomi Campbell, Jade Jagger and Noel Gallagher.
Clearly in the mood to celebrate, the Beckhams left at 2.40am, with Ms Beckham taking a bit of a tumble on the steps outside the Dover St boutique.
Luckily, David was on-hand to catch her – though we hope she's since had the chance to get those stained trousers dry-cleaned.