Perhaps Shia LaBeouf should have worn that paper bag over his head more often, it might have saved him the stress of being stalked by Graciela Nahle, a woman who thinks he has a striking resemblance to Albert Einstein.

Yes, we laughed when we heard that too. But then we saw this picture, and we were like WOAH.

Seriously, if they weren’t born in different centuries, we’d want to have a look at their birth certs.

Still, that’s no excuse for the way she reacted when she showed up at his house unannounced chomping on a water melon. Shia asked her to leave, and she yelled: “I am going to blow up your house! I am going to blow up the world! You are Albert Einstein and we belong together.”

The woman has been stalking the actor for months, and claims that they were BFFs in a previous life.

Shia has filed a restraining order against the woman, so she has to stay 100 yards from him at all times.

If you were to break out that paper bag right about now Shia, we wouldn’t blame you!