OK, so Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and most of you are probably wondering what to get the man in your life.

 

Not bad for a few hours of work! Getting some #Broquets ready to ship out, and boy do they smell #tasty! Pretty hard to keep from eating them… #isaiditwithbeef #jerky #beefjerky #meat #flowers #giftsforhim #valentines #unique #giftideas #jerkylove #iloveyou

A photo posted by Say It With Beef (@isaiditwithbeef) on Jan 4, 2017 at 3:48pm PST

Look no further, lovelies, because broquets are the answer to all your problems.

 

From December 13th until #Christmas, we're counting down from 25% off our #Broquets to celebrate the 12 Days of Christmas! Act fast – the #discount decreases every day! #jerky #SayItWithBeef #giftsforhim #beefjerky #flowers

A photo posted by Say It With Beef (@isaiditwithbeef) on Dec 13, 2016 at 10:26am PST

"Flowers are lame, say it with beef" is the slogan supporting the company that creates pretty flower arrangements… out of beef.

 

Check out our #FirstOrder that's getting ready to head out with #freeshipping! Want a #coupon and a chance to win a #free #Broquet? Head to the link below and get yourself some #beefjerky! goo.gl/EUgA1t #StarWars #nerdy #jerky

A photo posted by Say It With Beef (@isaiditwithbeef) on Sep 29, 2016 at 1:53pm PDT

 That's right, ladies; you can buy glorious flower bouquets, made entirely from dried beef jerky!

 

Got SOME of the refills. These are just stems, though – where are my blossoms?!? #progress #jerky #flowers #hardwork #Broquet #Broquets #beefjerky #meat

A photo posted by Say It With Beef (@isaiditwithbeef) on Jan 10, 2017 at 12:54pm PST

For the cool price of €32, you can hook your man up with the meatiest flower display you could imagine.

 

Love peppered #jerky, but cleaning up from making a #Broquet can be annoying. #worthit #Broquet #SayItWithBeef #beefjerky

A photo posted by Say It With Beef (@isaiditwithbeef) on Oct 18, 2016 at 12:02pm PDT

Yes, it's totally bizarre, but we kind of love it!