In need of a lift? The Breast Gymnastics Hand is here to help

Aug 11, 2015

We have seen a lot of bizarre inventions in recent years, but this probably takes the top spot.

If you thought the Face Trainer was the weirdest beauty product around, then you need to take a look at this gadget.

From the same place that brought us the Face Trainer, the Breast Gymnastics Hand Massager is here to solve any of your saggy boob woes. Seriously, this is an actual invention, and yes it is shaped like a hand.

It is a sad fact of life that eventually everything starts to droop at some stage, but this invention from the Japan Trend Shop, is hoping to help you defy gravity for a long as possible.

Being called “your personal breast sculptor” it claims to “shape and tone your breast into a better form.”

Which, to be honest, sounds very appealing. The downside is, it is essentially a giant plastic hand. A pink hand, but a hand shaped device nonetheless. A touch creepy?

We are wondering why we should buy one of these when we have two hands of our own. Apparently though, the gymnast breast massager can “reach places that your hands just can’t.”

Can it apply flawless tan to our upper back as well or is that asking too much?

The product description goes on: “Normally a woman doesn’t want a hand on her breasts like this uninvited… but with this helping ‘hand’ you can separate them and return your breasts to their normal buoyant beauty.”