This is not a drill, people.

If your name is a variation of Patrick or Patricia, then you're officially in the running to nab a free night's bed and breakfast in a Co Clare hotel.

We know; free stuff!

In honour of St Patrick's Day, Treacys West County Hotel in Ennis are offering the lads and ladies lucky enough to be named after our patron saint a free booking in March.

There are 500 bookings available, with the first 70 for March 17 and the remaining 430 across selected dates in March.

So, while that's all well and good for you, what about the person you might bring? Well, they actually receive a reduced rate of €49.

We know, it gets better with every passing moment.

If you want in on this incredible offer, get your skates on because they will be taking bookings from 10am on Monday February 27, and it's first come, first served.