Alf Stewart visited Ireland last week, and when he wasn't teaching bar staff the "best" approach to customer service, he was schooling us all on how to act like a full-blown Aussie.

Actor Ray Meagher headed to RTÉ to teach the Republic of Telly crew a thing or two about acting – and stealing the scene with a few Alf-approved quotes.

Worth it just to see Bernard and Kevin in those stylish Summer Bay High dresses… but where were the oversized schoolbags, lads?