14 funny AF Valentine’s Day tweets for perpetually single people
Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and while we're happy for the loved up couples (really, we are) the forever-alone-feels are hitting hard.
However, fellow singletons have taken to Twitter to complain about the realities of being single on the big day.
14. Just be grateful this isn't you.
Let's all take a moment of silence this Valentine's Day to think about the couples who started dating end of January
— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) February 14, 2015
13. A little bit a lot…
All these couples talkin bout Valentine's Day plans @67Wfried pic.twitter.com/pPLxepjX2g
— Lily (@lilykatefreddy) February 2, 2016
12. Back in the day, when these holidays really mattered.
I took Valentines Day VERY seriously in elementary school. I was like, "She's getting the small Hannah Montana sticker cuz i dont like her"
— Common White Girl (@CommonWhiteGrl) February 4, 2017
11. Every cloud has a silver lining.
Me being single on this years Valentines Day is a true blessing because I'm so broke right now
— Victor (@VicJrii) February 7, 2017
10. TRUTH.
i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) January 27, 2016
9. So real it hurts.
Me: I love being single, no stress is great
Me when everyone's out on valentines day: pic.twitter.com/Fd25alYKEa— Jack Mull (@J4CKMULL) February 2, 2017
8. Nothing if not consistent.
2015 Valentines day: Single
2016 Valentines day: Single
2017 Valentines day: Single
Consistency is key— NanguPeeCee (@Thabiso_PC) February 4, 2017
7. Not planning on leaving the house.
me on valentine's day pic.twitter.com/DDpT4a5RqM
— Common White Girl (@girlposts) February 11, 2014
6. At least the hint dropping and present swapping isn't a problem.
Valentines day is approaching pic.twitter.com/vgW2I4DnFP
— eefa (@axifee) February 6, 2017
5. Even Tesco is slagging the singletons.
Oh Tesco you old romantic you. #ValentinesDay #BigSeller pic.twitter.com/WOPtbRJRd5
— Paul Dunphy Esquire (@pauldunphy) February 6, 2017
4. What a cruel world.
I have my English paper one lc mock on valentines day. Love is dead
— eimear
3. Get a grip girl, you don;t need no man!
When Valentinesday is coming and you're sick of being single so you decide to give yourself away pic.twitter.com/yWJKcdoTie
— Jolijn Holthuysen (@JolijnxH) February 7, 2017
2. Pizza never leaves you for another.
Valentines Day is on a Tuesday…Dominos do Two for Tuesday.
God is lookin out for all our sassy single asses this year
— Anna May (@arhill1) February 7, 2017
1. Maybe we will leave the house, but just to do this
Can't wait for Valentines Day. I'm gonna run into as many restaurants as I can shouting "Knew I'd find you here! You bastard" then run out.
— Ruthe Phoenix (@RuthePhoenix) January 24, 2015
