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Resting Bitch Face, or the ability to look like you want to kill everyone around you with your bare hands when in reality you're wondering if you could replace kale with spinach in that green smoothie recipe, is a phenomenon that plagues many of us.

The evil eyes, the sneer, none of it's intentional, it's just your face's default expression. But now the RBF sufferers of this world have finally got some validation, as the Resting Bitch Face has been proven to be a real scientific phenomenon.

Yep, researchers at Noldus Information Technology carried out tests on images of various Resting Bitch Faced celebs – Kristen Stewart, Kanye, Queen Elizabeth and more – to determine what it is about them that causes people to perceive them as angry or contemptful for no reason.

"We were looking to see if anything popped out," scientist Abbe Macbeth says, explaining that their software tests pictures of unsmiling faces to see what percentage of eight basic emotions is registered – anger, contempt, disgust, fear, happiness, neutral, sadness and surprise.

For most pictures, the face will register as 97% neutral, but it's the last 3% that matters.

Celebs like Jennifer Aniston and Blake Lively registered as "happy," while celebs like Kristen Stewart, Anna Kendrick and Kanye registered as "angry" or "contemptful."

Ouch. Apparently it's all down to subtle facial quirks like "one side of the lip pulled back slightly" or "the eyes squinting a little."

So there you have it. Next time you're told to "cheer up, love," you can rest easy in the knowledge that science wanted it like this.

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If you've ever been told by a complete stranger to cheer up when you're feeling perfectly fine, you most likely suffer from Resting Bitch Face, or RBF.

Earlier this week, renowned statistician Rene Paulson said she believed that women who generally looked sullen or downcast without meaning to were actually better communicators.

Us RBF-sufferers must "quickly learn how to communicate and also hone a finely-tuned awareness of both our own emotions and the emotions of those around us," she explained.

That's all well and good, but there are still a LOT of day-to-day downsides of having a Resting Bitch Face. Like the following…

1. People constantly asking if you're angry with them
Even when you're TRYING to smile.

 

2. Making a terrible first impression
"Wow, I thought you were a total bitch when I first met you, but you're actually lovely!"

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3. Always having to be "on" when you meet new people
Which means forcing yourself to smile and be *shudder* …perky.

 

4. Hearing "Smile love, it might never happen!" at least once a day
Just… no.

 

5. Always looking awful in candid photos
They're the devil.

 

6. Catching a glimpse of yourself in the mirror unawares and getting a heart attack
"Who's that goblin-faced woman looking like she wants to kill someone? Oh…"

 

7. Trying to do 'sexy photo pout' and ending up with 'bitchy snarl'
You've ruined many a group shot.

 

8. Attempting a smile for the camera and looking completely manic
Showing all your teeth at once is never a good look, btw.

 

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9. Spontaneous jokes never working because people can't tell if you're being serious or not
Even though you TRIED to smile… a little.

 

10. Always being told that your spirit animal is a cat
People says it's because you have nice eyes, but you know it's because of the mutual bitchiness.

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Thought you knew how to throw shade? Well think again, this baby has just seriously put all of our shade-throwing to shame in this video where he keeps a constant resting bitch face for over a minute. That's impressive. 

This baby's resting bitch face has been viewed over one million times on YouTube in a matter of days and people have begun to envy his shade throwing skills. 

The parents in the video are trying their best to cheer the baby up and get him to crack a smile, but he doesn't seem at all impressed with their attempts. 

At one point in the video they even try to squeeze his cheeks into a smile, but still no joy as this baby is seriously concentrating on keeping his angry glare.

We think this baby is just having a tough day and want's to be left alone you guys. 

 

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