If you’ve ever worried about whether you’ve been texting that guy you fancy too much, these texts should make you feel a good bit better:

This is one eager beaver…

He should have taken the hint last weekend… 

Anyone looking for a sugar daddy? 

Five days of texting and still no reply? It's time to give up, love!

Everything is fine, now GO AWAY! 

Being ordered to text someone isn't such a turn on…

You know you want it – really? 

Because this isn't creepy at all!