Everybody needs a selfie toaster


Who doesn’t want to eat toast with their face on it?!

This is every narcissism person’s dream – a toaster that burns the image of your face onto a slice of bread.

Burned Impressions in Vermont are selling the selfie toaster for $75 so you can indulge your true narcissism! This is not the first toaster they have made – they are the proud creators of the Jesus toaster and the Rapture toaster.

All you need to do is send a high res photo of your beautiful to the company who will make your a custom selfie and send it out to you.

According to the company itself, “you don’t have to famous or Jesus to have your face on toast!” we’re loving their attitude!

Birthday present we think!