The 2014 Academy Awards: Ellen’s opening monologue

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This will get your Monday off to a great start.

Absolutely hilarious!

Oh and here’s where she handed out pizza:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkkWYQ4fjgk

And then took the best selfie of all time:

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