Have an enemy? This website will send them glitter for you

We can’t believe we didn’t think of this. It’s totally genius.

A new website called shipyourenemiesglitter.com promises to wreck your worst enemy’s day by sending them “so much glitter in an envelope that they’ll be finding that sh** everywhere for weeks.”

The company will also send a note to the person who deserves the wrath of glitter with a note explaining exactly why, which will be mixed in with the glitter “thus increasing maximum spillage”.

The website has been so popular that ordering has been suspended as they work through their huge orders, or in their own words: “You guys have a sick fascination with shipping people glitter. We’ve received all order and working through them. There was a tonne so be patient.”

We sort of hope we’ve annoyed someone so much that they send us glitter.