In case you're unaware, Fifty Shades of Grey made its debut on Irish television last night, and as Christian and Anastasia got intimately acquainted, Irish viewers devoted an inordinate amount of time to their phones.
All too aware of our Holy Catholic Ireland reputation, the Irish public spent hours sending themselves up on Twitter.
From catching family members engrossed in the plot to insisting the S&M storyline was too tame, Twitter was easily as entertaining as the movie causing the influx of posts.
And here, ladies, is just a sample…
1. Shook altogether.
…arra jaysus I thought it was a home improvement yokepic.twitter.com/fQ8PY3r5SQ
— Tommy_Thinks (@Tommy_Thinks) August 24, 2017
2. We did it, lads.
Ireland just survived it's first televised Fifty Shades experience, every nan, ma and great uncle involved I'm sure#fiftyshadesofgrey
— Fifty shades ღღ (@fiftyshadesire) August 24, 2017
3. A fair estimation.
— Paddy Heenan (@paddyhee92) August 24, 2017
4. Well, now.
— Elaine Holmes (@elaineholmes95) August 24, 2017
5. Classic Mrs. Brown.
— The Quiet Man (@rctwilkinson) August 24, 2017
6. Tame as anything.
— Eoin Kelleher (@eoinyk) August 24, 2017