Ugly Irish men offered a helping hand by dating site

Our Irish men are getting a very hard time – first off, they’re not allowed onto dating site because they’re deemed too ugly, and now, to add insult to, well, insult, they’re being urged to sign up to the sites new ‘adopt-an-ugly-person’ initiative!

The people who run the site wanted to offer some help to their ugly rejectees by getting good looking members to mentor them.

The scheme is open to anyone over 18 “who feels they could do with help to improve their looks”, and they’re expecting a lot of single Irish men to sign up, as they reckon these are the people most in need of some help in the looks department.

Seriously – leave our guys alone! Sure they’re grand as they are!