Things that should be April Fools jokes but aren’t

So today is April Fools' Day and if you didn't know that the chances are you've had a surreal day. 

Here are some news stories we reckon SHOULD be April Fools…but probably aren't.

1. That's it, we're going veggie

2. We're not sure what's worse; being branded 'Poo man' or 'Smearer'.

3. Eww, Quavers. Snax? Now that would be a different story!

4. Erm, isn't this an Alanis Morissette song?

5. The koala looks equally as concerned, to be honest